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obelix 11-01-2003 11:22 PM

tried it and have had vaired experiences. its not as terrible as you all seem to make it out to be.

strcrssd 11-02-2003 12:39 AM

I might give it a shot...it sounds....interesting.

I think it is very strange, but who knows....not going to do any damage if done very carefully.

motdakasha 11-02-2003 04:48 AM

i think most people overreact to this due to lack of information or perhaps even misinformation.

Dilbert1234567 11-02-2003 05:00 PM

waht ever floats your boat. as long as you do it in the comfort of you own home, go for it. but you can count me out, got some soap in there and OWWWWWWW its an exit only port for me

31Friction 11-02-2003 06:21 PM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll no...

ledzep 11-02-2003 06:30 PM

um ill pass.

qwertyasdfgh 02-05-2008 01:49 PM

I myself sometimes use BBs. OMG it's amazing! A bit painful if you do it wrong but if you put a bunch in when you cum, they'll shoot out. :P And it feels really good. It might hurt a tiny bit for a little after you do it, but it is so worth it.

levite 02-05-2008 03:46 PM

Dear Jesus no!!! I was in the hospital after getting my gall bladder out, and had a catheter in for several days. Not comfortable while it was in, deeply unpleasant coming out. Glad I was under when they put it in.

Never never!

Willravel 02-05-2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by levite
Dear Jesus no!!! I was in the hospital after getting my gall bladder out, and had a catheter in for several days. Not comfortable while it was in, deeply unpleasant coming out. Glad I was under when they put it in.

Never never!

I think the apropos response is "Oy!"

SSJTWIZTA 02-05-2008 03:56 PM

:eek: :oogle: :shakehead:


uhhhh....woah.

bb's huh? wow.

inBOIL 02-05-2008 06:35 PM

That's one hell of a first post, qwerty.

Kaimi 02-05-2008 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motdakasha
i think most people overreact to this due to lack of information or perhaps even misinformation.

I am open to a variety of kinks myself but cannot imagine having or performing this on anyone. (I was unable to view the photos and have nothing to go on but the postings here) If you could enlighten me, or perhaps us, as many of us seem oblivious. I simply cannot imagine that being anything other than painful and dangerous myself.

Ustwo 02-05-2008 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwertyasdfgh
I myself sometimes use BBs. OMG it's amazing! A bit painful if you do it wrong but if you put a bunch in when you cum, they'll shoot out. :P And it feels really good. It might hurt a tiny bit for a little after you do it, but it is so worth it.

You'll put your eye out.

Nisses 02-06-2008 12:16 AM

I'm gonna have to back up Levite on his catheter story. No thanks on the urethra play.

Seeing as how this thread's over 4 years old, I wonder if Tophat's gonads ever did drop again?

Tide 02-06-2008 03:34 AM

Seems like a whole lot of no round here. Most seem to associate this act with doctors and such though I'm sure some people would think the same about anal play.

My initial curiosity would be as to what actual pleasure and sensations this would provide. Then I remember the videos where people take this too far and end up splitting their cocks in half.

I may file this with heroin in my "Things to do when I'm old and done everything " file.

Hain 02-06-2008 05:19 AM

I had a uroscopy, a camera up that way was plenty for me for this lifetime.

Xazy 02-06-2008 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VF19
jeez, it hurts just thinking of it.

Agreed, i was curious so opened the thread and now i know why I never heard of it (or if I did I mentally blocked it out).

Push-Pull 02-06-2008 06:48 AM

And pray tell, what happens if one of the little BB's gets frisky and decides it wants to see what's further down the rabbit hole? I imagine nothing good......

That being said, I can't say that I've done any playing in that fashion, but having a receiving tube in my urethra during the installation of my Prince Albert wasn't painful or even uncomfortable. Just, weird.

vancityboi 02-06-2008 05:20 PM

only 2 things comes out of my pee hole and thats pee or cum. nothings going in. there are other ways to pleasure yourself.

Baraka_Guru 02-06-2008 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augi
I had a uroscopy, a camera up that way was plenty for me for this lifetime.

Been there. The worst part was removing the catheter. Yoinks!

Plan9 02-06-2008 05:28 PM

Urethra? That's so passe.

How about some hardcore nasal sex?

"UHN! YEAH! SMELL MY PRECUM!"

snowy 02-06-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
Urethra? That's so passe.

How about some hardcore nasal sex?

"UHN! YEAH! SMELL MY PRECUM!"

I laughed so hard the SO and roommate asked what the hell was wrong with me.

Thanks.

canuckguy 02-06-2008 07:25 PM

I briefly dated this girl who had her tongue pierced. First time she gave me head, she stuck that barbell thingy into my hole. fuck me that hurt!

Not my cup of tea, but to each his own!

Martian 02-06-2008 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
You'll put your eye out.

Ha!

There comes a point when I wonder if people are really getting off on what they're doing, or if they're just trying to out-kink each other.

"I'll stick BB's up my urethra! Let's see those bastards top that..."

Hain 02-06-2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Been there. The worst part was removing the catheter. Yoinks!

Huh? You didn't piss fire for a couple (two) days and THEN your doctors decide some kind of urine pH neutralizing medication is in order since you, the little fucker (I was 10 at the time), can't pee without crying.

... I laugh now... I wasn't laughing then. //laughs more// Something is wrong with this thread...

Sharon 02-07-2008 10:19 AM

To those people who draw parallels with anal sex - it's not the same at all. Urethras are designed to pass liquids and not solids. And anal sex shouldn't hurt when done properly... urethra play will surely always hurt. Never mind the risk of tract infections...

Kaimi 02-09-2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martian
Ha!

There comes a point when I wonder if people are really getting off on what they're doing, or if they're just trying to out-kink each other.

"I'll stick BB's up my urethra! Let's see those bastards top that..."

I can see so many ways that this could end out badly. Do they make leadshot anymore? I think it was banned, but I would hope that was not used in play. I am sure there are loads of stories out there about the retrieval of playful objects, I bet those participants were more careful afterwards. Freaky is my thing, danger is not. Even in anal play the key with using toys is that it should be a tapered object or one that could be easily retrieved with a cord etc attatched.

blahblah454 02-15-2008 09:23 AM

Yea but picture this.

You are at home by yourself and you stick some bb's up your hole

Then your woman comes over later and gives you some head.....

BAM! That would be one exciting finish....

Okay not really, sounds like a premise for a bad movie. Worse than Teeth

Esoteric 02-15-2008 09:49 AM

I saw this video of this girl shoving a small dildo into this guys urethra. Needless to say I'll never try some shit like that. It looked (and sounded) like he was more in pain than anything else.

madp 02-16-2008 01:25 PM

If it makes me wince just to read about it, I have to say "no thank you."

Terrell 02-16-2008 02:23 PM

What 31friction said. Not just no, hell no.

Blackthorn 02-17-2008 01:46 PM

http://www.emedco.com/Gifs_sp/42417.gif

PlanG 02-21-2008 10:01 AM

The std test they do with a tiny plastic rod that goes down your urethra was pretty painful.. no way I could enjoy that.

Wyodiver33 02-27-2008 08:00 PM

Hell no. I'm very open minded. But hell no.

Prince 03-03-2008 02:51 PM

Umm...no. Just...no.

Is it just me or have there been a lot of necroposting going on as of late?

The_Jazz 03-03-2008 02:58 PM

Off topic - it's not you.

On topic - I am not turned on by pain. I cannot imagine this being anything but painful.

Wyodiver33 03-08-2008 12:58 AM

Pain with sex is fine, but not that. Hell no. God no. Jebus, no! Make it stop!

Daniel_ 03-08-2008 02:31 PM

I'm not turned on at the thought of it, but I do understand that some people love it.

Milnoc 03-17-2008 08:06 PM

I'll be trying out sounding in a few weeks. I'm interested in wearing a pinless prince's wand and need to properly measure the diameter of my urethra. At the same time, I'll find out how it feels to shove 9 inches of polished stainless steel down my pee-hole.

Now before you all cross your legs (oops... you already did... :D ), I carried a painful kidney stone for nine months before it finally fell in my bladder last June while I was at the office.

I went to the bathroom (this was a sit-down process), rested comfortably and started to urinate before doing the "other part". Suddenly, it blocked! The urine stopped flowing! I gave a slight push, and felt something traveling down the urethra! A second later, there was a noticeable “Ping!” in the toilet!

The stone had come out!

I managed to fish it out of the toilet (yuck) and clean it up.

Now here's the weird part. We've heard these horror stories about people who were in horrendous pain and agony when passing the stone. But in my case, there was absolutely no pain at all! And the stone? It was a quarter of an inch long and almost as wide! Yikes!

Here's a picture of the stone.

http://www.milnoc.com/images/Pierrette1.jpg

I'm looking at this beast and wondering how the Hell did it manage to come out without causing any discomfort whatsoever? It wasn't perfectly smooth. It should have scratched something in there! It should have burned! But when it blocked my urethra passage, I only felt it shift before it started moving again! It felt no worse than someone poking me very gently in the nether regions!

No pain! No discomfort! No burning! No nothing!

Last week, I stumbled onto body jewelry and piercings. I've never been tempted to be pierced myself, but I do admire and respect those who go through the process. Then I found the pinless prince's wands which required no piercings. Remembering that my urethra was apparently "sound" under the right conditions (pun intended), I then studied how I could find out if I can comfortably handle having three inches of stainless steel inside my urethra for hours. Many do it already and enjoy it very much.

That's when I discovered sounding. I found the subject incredibly fascinating, and decided to give it a try. I'm an extremely cautious person, so I know I'll be as careful as possible and won't take any unnecessary chances. I've studied the subject in great detail and will continue to study it until I know the subject down cold.

In public, I may appear incredibly conservative and dull on the outside. However, there's also an adventurous side of me that's not afraid to try something different, even things that most people may find highly questionable. As long as it can be done within a reasonable safety margin, I'll do it.

I'll let you know how it goes.

miko 03-17-2008 08:09 PM

I can't even read more than 3 of the posts here. Just ouch!!!


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