Weird way hubby gets dressed...is this normal? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

feelgood · 01-20-2006, 11:09 PM

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highthief · 01-21-2006, 03:27 AM

The undershirt thing is foreign to me. Must be a Mormon thing or something. Most men "adjust" Mr. Happy some way or another. I like him off to the side a little.

snowy · 01-21-2006, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JustJess

Quadro doesn't tuck his undershirts in, but maybe I'll suggest it? Maybe. And he does "tuck up" but will also let the little guy fly free too - just depends on the mood, and what pants he's wearing, I think. And if I've been waking up the little guy when it's not convenient.

I'm sorry, JustJess...maybe it's because I've been up so long or whatever, but that line about letting the little guy "fly free" had me busting up so hard...

Just thought I'd share...

tecoyah · 01-21-2006, 05:56 AM

If you make "Use" of the tool....before the morning shower...there is a twofold gain. No need for worrywood....and a very happy mate. Make that threefold...you feel pretty damn good all day.

Just Sayin'

dawnoffawn · 01-21-2006, 09:01 AM

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Suave · 01-21-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ngdawg

Spouse always showers before bed because he doesn't like sleeping dirty.
He gets up at 5am, gets dressed immediately before heading downstairs.
Funny how we think our own habits are everyone else's, eh?

I find your spouse to be silly!

It certainly is though, ng.

Dragonknight · 01-21-2006, 06:12 PM

Okay so I wear boxer briefs and the man yeah he just normally hangs out how ever he wants. If I'm in an excited state then yeah he goes up, just so that it's not noticeable, and only as long as I'm excited then he just hangs out again. The tucking in thing, yeah I had to do that in boot camp and have since then quite.

ShaniFaye · 01-22-2006, 02:11 PM

Dave wears boxers mostly (no undershirt) so there really isnt the "tucking " thing going on, but on the ocasions he wears boxer briefs he tucks up (mainly cause when hes driving and I like to rub him that puts the head in a good position

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quadro2000 · 01-23-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JustJess

I didn't mean it THAT way, sheesh! That was "little" as opposed to Big Quadro, the regular rest of him type Quadro. Don't get me in trouble, woman!

Too late.

I never tuck my undershirts into my boxer-briefs, and I never have a problem with them riding up.

I occasionally do the tuck-up. But not all day. Currently, for everyone's information, I am hanging to the left. But every once in a while, the tuck up is necessary.

JustJess · 01-23-2006, 12:50 PM

*sheesh*
Left, hm? /considers what that means for plan of attack...

Of course, it'll be different by the time you get home.

Valentina · 01-23-2006, 05:16 PM

Hmm...I always thought the more pertinent question was lefty vs. righty rather than tuck up or tuck down.

Have I been grossly misinformed?

redsfan11 · 01-23-2006, 06:58 PM

I prefer to point south rather than north. that way, I can count the change in my pocket as I am heading into the tollbooth.

nitelyfe · 01-25-2006, 02:31 AM

Underwear? What's that? Must be a new form of fashion.

As for positioning, it's really no use as it has a mind of its own usually doesn't stay where I put it. It's difficult to get dressed with an erection, so I usually try to avoid it as much as possible.

Munku · 01-29-2006, 11:38 AM

I let my penis hang down.. it doesn't hurt at all to push a boner down and I wear boxers so I can't really force it anywhere.. It just hangs around so to speak in there..

Nisses · 01-29-2006, 01:52 PM

From what I gather, it sounds like men whose erections are more horizontal, don't care too much if it's down or not, while those that have erections alot more vertical, will put it in the right position so as not to suffer any discomfort.

Hmm, never actually thought about thefact that there would be such a different in angle, and discomfort that went with it.

I guess you learn something new every day.

Suave · 01-31-2006, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nisses

From what I gather, it sounds like men whose erections are more horizontal, don't care too much if it's down or not, while those that have erections alot more vertical, will put it in the right position so as not to suffer any discomfort.

Hmm, never actually thought about thefact that there would be such a different in angle, and discomfort that went with it.

I guess you learn something new every day.

Mine's quite vertical, but it would feel weird as hell corralling my wang upwards the whole day JUST IN CASE.

Felicity · 02-01-2006, 01:31 PM

Tucking up seems the natural way to go if you're wearing briefs...Now...did you know women do some 'tucking' too--especially if they've nursed one or two little ones...There's always a little tucking and a jiggle shift to get those ta-tas into place...

And panty-hose? To get that crotch in the right position--my husband calls it the sailor dance, but really, it's more like the opening move in a sumo wrestling match.

Sage · 02-01-2006, 01:44 PM

OH, man, felicity, I totally understand the sumo move!

I have to tuck my boobs and I haven't had kids yet! Bra on-bend down at waist and crouch a little, jiggle boobies, stand back up, adjust- gets them in there perfectly.

Martel doesn't wear underwear... largely because of me

Halx · 02-01-2006, 02:11 PM

When I first put on my undies, I like to have my dude facing down, 'cause then I end up having a big ol' buldge that's fun to strut around with. When I put on my pants, I adjust him facing up 'cause .. well.. nothing's more uncomfortable than getting excited with your dick bent the way it's not supposed to be.

ngdawg · 02-01-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx

When I first put on my undies, I like to have my dude facing down, 'cause then I end up having a big ol' buldge that's fun to strut around with. When I put on my pants, I adjust him facing up 'cause .. well.. nothing's more uncomfortable than getting excited with your dick bent the way it's not supposed to be.

You could just sling it over your shoulder and hang your laptop from it.....

Babes · 02-04-2006, 09:13 PM

Ok, so when I saw this title in the forum I thought I was about to launch into a long spiel about OCD and how it affected my brother's dressing routine from the age of two.

Honestly, this is out of my league. This does not sound like OCD this sounds like a personal preference thing. I have heard of tucking the undershirt in though. It keeps it from getting twisted and coming untucked.

TexanAvenger · 02-04-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Halx

When I put on my pants, I adjust him facing up 'cause .. well.. nothing's more uncomfortable than getting excited with your dick bent the way it's not supposed to be.

I've seen the pictures, how do you keep from hitting yourself in the face if you get an erection while it's facing up?

I voted for let him go where he wants, but I can't stand to have it standing up like that. Unless I tuck it under the waistband it just falls down anyway, and the waistband is freakin' uncomfortable.

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01-21-2006, 03:27 AM	#42 (permalink)
highthief Junkie Location: Ontario, Canada	The undershirt thing is foreign to me. Must be a Mormon thing or something. Most men "adjust" Mr. Happy some way or another. I like him off to the side a little. __________________ Si vis pacem parabellum.

01-21-2006, 05:56 AM	#44 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	If you make "Use" of the tool....before the morning shower...there is a twofold gain. No need for worrywood....and a very happy mate. Make that threefold...you feel pretty damn good all day. Just Sayin' __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

01-21-2006, 09:01 AM	#45 (permalink)
dawnoffawn Crazy	deleted Last edited by dawnoffawn; 08-26-2007 at 10:30 AM..

01-21-2006, 06:12 PM	#47 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	Okay so I wear boxer briefs and the man yeah he just normally hangs out how ever he wants. If I'm in an excited state then yeah he goes up, just so that it's not noticeable, and only as long as I'm excited then he just hangs out again. The tucking in thing, yeah I had to do that in boot camp and have since then quite. __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

01-22-2006, 02:11 PM	#48 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Dave wears boxers mostly (no undershirt) so there really isnt the "tucking " thing going on, but on the ocasions he wears boxer briefs he tucks up (mainly cause when hes driving and I like to rub him that puts the head in a good position ) __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

01-23-2006, 12:50 PM	#50 (permalink)
JustJess Unencapsulated Location: Kittyville	sheesh Left, hm? /considers what that means for plan of attack... Of course, it'll be different by the time you get home. __________________ My heart knows me better than I know myself, so I'm gonna let it do all the talkin'.

01-23-2006, 05:16 PM	#51 (permalink)
Valentina Upright	Hmm...I always thought the more pertinent question was lefty vs. righty rather than tuck up or tuck down. Have I been grossly misinformed?

01-23-2006, 06:58 PM	#52 (permalink)
redsfan11 Upright	I prefer to point south rather than north. that way, I can count the change in my pocket as I am heading into the tollbooth.

01-25-2006, 02:31 AM	#53 (permalink)
nitelyfe Upright Location: Long Beach, CA	Underwear? What's that? Must be a new form of fashion. As for positioning, it's really no use as it has a mind of its own usually doesn't stay where I put it. It's difficult to get dressed with an erection, so I usually try to avoid it as much as possible.

01-29-2006, 11:38 AM	#54 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I let my penis hang down.. it doesn't hurt at all to push a boner down and I wear boxers so I can't really force it anywhere.. It just hangs around so to speak in there..

01-29-2006, 01:52 PM	#55 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	From what I gather, it sounds like men whose erections are more horizontal, don't care too much if it's down or not, while those that have erections alot more vertical, will put it in the right position so as not to suffer any discomfort. Hmm, never actually thought about thefact that there would be such a different in angle, and discomfort that went with it. I guess you learn something new every day. __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

02-01-2006, 01:31 PM	#57 (permalink)
Felicity Upright	Tucking up seems the natural way to go if you're wearing briefs...Now...did you know women do some 'tucking' too--especially if they've nursed one or two little ones...There's always a little tucking and a jiggle shift to get those ta-tas into place... And panty-hose? To get that crotch in the right position--my husband calls it the sailor dance, but really, it's more like the opening move in a sumo wrestling match.

02-01-2006, 01:44 PM	#58 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	OH, man, felicity, I totally understand the sumo move! I have to tuck my boobs and I haven't had kids yet! Bra on-bend down at waist and crouch a little, jiggle boobies, stand back up, adjust- gets them in there perfectly. Martel doesn't wear underwear... largely because of me __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

02-01-2006, 02:11 PM	#59 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	When I first put on my undies, I like to have my dude facing down, 'cause then I end up having a big ol' buldge that's fun to strut around with. When I put on my pants, I adjust him facing up 'cause .. well.. nothing's more uncomfortable than getting excited with your dick bent the way it's not supposed to be. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

02-04-2006, 09:13 PM	#61 (permalink)
Babes Upright Location: 10 miles north of La la land	Ok, so when I saw this title in the forum I thought I was about to launch into a long spiel about OCD and how it affected my brother's dressing routine from the age of two. Honestly, this is out of my league. This does not sound like OCD this sounds like a personal preference thing. I have heard of tucking the undershirt in though. It keeps it from getting twisted and coming untucked. __________________ Sorry, I got a lot of woman to sling around.