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Old 02-05-2010, 04:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fiancé Phone Habits (NSFW)

Sorry if I came off a little harsh last night... my point of the post really was to explain her habit, laugh about it and see if anyone else experiences the same thing.

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Old 02-05-2010, 04:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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it's a big a deal that you'd ask a set of strangers on an online discussion board. Its a big deal.


first of all, how old are you guys?

secondly, is she answering her own question when she talks to you or is she just changing the topic due cause of a lack of response?
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I have an ex who did the same thing. It took me a while to figure it out. She would hold the phone closer to her mouth when she talked so she couldn't hear me. It drove me nuts.
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I have a friend who does this. She answers her own questions when talking to me so by the end of the phone call I would have gotten in a "Hello" and "Yeah" and "K-talk-l8trz".

It's fun.
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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So help me... true story: I was in a friend's office. His wife called & started talking. He opened a drawer & put the phone in it!! Every couple of minutes he'd listen, say "uh-huh" or "Yeah", & put it back in the drawer. This went on for 10 minutes until there was this silence from the drawer. He grabbed the phone, apologised & said someone had just come in and he'd missed what she'd just said & he would call her back.

To this day, she has no idea he did this (& probably still does).
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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GreyWolf, that's pretty disrespectful, but if the guy's wife was a yapper I do understand.
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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*thinks of how Arnold deals with his exwife in Last Action Hero*

Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah-yeah-yeah...
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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it's a big a deal that you'd ask a set of strangers on an online discussion board. Its a big deal.


first of all, how old are you guys?

secondly, is she answering her own question when she talks to you or is she just changing the topic due cause of a lack of response?
Ima guess 17? Tman17m. Maybe? 17 is a young age to have a fiance though. Maybe he just really likes the number 17. All well.

Not much you can do man, she just lacks proper phone skizzles.
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm a visual learner. It drives me crazy to talk on the phone because I can't see the person I'm talking to and their expressions, physical reactions, etc., so my phone conversation are super-short when I must have them. It could be that she talks over you to try to compensate for what she can't see that she normally would see in the conversations that you have in person. Maybe she doesn't even realize that she is doing this.
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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you know what really irks me worse than a yapping fiance?

bad forum posting habits.

People who start threads asking people for advice and then decide to delete their opening posts. it realllly gets under my skin and fucks up the whole thread.
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I say we kill him.

KILL!

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Old 02-06-2010, 05:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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well sorry...i had an error in judgment by posting that last night. am i perfect? no...
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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well sorry...i had alot of beer posting that last night. am i hungover? yes...
fixed.
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Old 02-06-2010, 08:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i hope thats not your excuse in the 'other' thread pop

tman, 17? whats it like being engaged at such a young age?
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Old 02-06-2010, 12:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Seriously, relax people. This guy's been with us since 2003. If he was 17 when he joined, that's water under the bridge. If he's 17 now, he was 10 when he joined.
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Old 02-06-2010, 01:02 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I really hate that there isn't a time limit on editing posts. This thread's now pointless to anyone who missed the original post.
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Old 02-06-2010, 01:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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TITS or GTFO.
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:52 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:05 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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You asked, Panch.
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Basically he bitched about his girl always talking on the phone and giving him no time to think of a reply. Nothing exciting.
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You asked, Panch.
Note to self: never asks wooÐs for tits.

I need bleach.
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Basically he bitched about his girl always talking on the phone and giving him no time to think of a reply. Nothing exciting.
Well thanks for that .
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I could have posted cow udders but that wouldn't be near as entertaining.
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:44 PM   #24 (permalink)
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No, the fault is entirely on me. I should've remembered what to expect from you.
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:50 PM   #26 (permalink)
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That picture is the exact reason one should never, ever start a thread and then delete it the next day...

Please don't leave us to our own devices, people.
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Old 02-06-2010, 04:11 PM   #27 (permalink)
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No, the fault is entirely on me. I should've remembered what to expect from you.

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That picture is the exact reason one should never, ever start a thread and then delete it the next day...

Please don't leave us to our own devices, people.
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I've been reading this thread from the beginning. When I saw the NSFW tag on it I wondered who would post tits in here. I saw the tits. Now I wish I would never have clicked on the thread. Can we put a NSFW (Woods) tag on it when she posts tits? I'd like to know if there is erection killing pictures in here.
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Old 02-06-2010, 05:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:02 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Hey, fugly chicks have tits too!


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Old 02-06-2010, 06:07 PM   #31 (permalink)
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...and like fugly guys... nobody wants to see them.
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Yet they still post their images on forums.

Go cry in your pillow, man.
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:38 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Her tits kind of look like a cross between a hammerhead shark and Admiral Ackbar.
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:43 PM   #34 (permalink)
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See now the face is the deal breaker for me.

This is the difference between men and women.
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Old 02-06-2010, 07:48 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I'm simultaneously having a problem with the tits and face.

Still, though, after a bottle of whisky...

Who knows?
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Old 02-06-2010, 07:52 PM   #36 (permalink)
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lol

I actually got this image from another forum and the men were joking on how they've woken up to worse.
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Old 02-06-2010, 07:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I was going to say I'd woken up to worse, but, for probably the first time ever, that would be a lie...
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Old 02-06-2010, 08:49 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I never said the face wasn't a problem. Aesthetically challenged is aesthetically challenged. The comment about tits was just in regards to the Frankenstein of an impression they've left in my mind.

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I do wonder, however, about how many people have reported any of the posts After Tits (A.T.) complaining that we're being overly cruel to the poor woman.
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Old 02-06-2010, 08:53 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Hopefully she's not a member here so I think we're cool.
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Old 02-06-2010, 08:58 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Eh. Certain people have gotten their feelings hurt for less.
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