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aphex140 · 01-13-2006, 12:35 AM

Two South Texas farmers, Jim Bob and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim Bob turns to Bubba and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

The next day Jim Bob goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Jim Bob says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"Okay", the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?"

Jim Bob says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're gay."

feelgood · 01-13-2006, 01:05 AM

Ah yes, I had to take that course and I absolutely fucking hated it

Great joke too!

Xazy · 01-13-2006, 04:02 AM

Actualy I liked logic, and had to take expansive classes in it, for computer programming.

Good joke!

SirLance · 01-17-2006, 06:24 PM

Good joke! Way to twist it about! Bubba must be an Aggie...

Zeraph · 01-19-2006, 09:53 AM

I've read one similar but it's psychology course. An old but good one.

Toaster126 · 01-20-2006, 07:14 AM

Hurm. The joke rules, and so does the class.

Mikey'56 · 01-20-2006, 09:15 PM

That was funnE....... I was not expecting the end, it really makes you think, lol

shadowfiend · 01-22-2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by aphex140

Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?"

Jim Bob says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Fag."

The one I heard ended like this. That was way better.

01-13-2006, 12:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	Pure Logic Two South Texas farmers, Jim Bob and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim Bob turns to Bubba and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." The next day Jim Bob goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Jim Bob says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "Okay", the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?" Jim Bob says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay." __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]

01-17-2006, 06:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good joke! Way to twist it about! Bubba must be an Aggie... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-20-2006, 07:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Hurm. The joke rules, and so does the class. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

01-20-2006, 09:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mikey'56 Upright Location: E. Tx	That was funnE....... I was not expecting the end, it really makes you think, lol __________________ Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit! What a Ride!

01-13-2006, 01:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Ah yes, I had to take that course and I absolutely fucking hated it Great joke too!

01-13-2006, 04:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	Actualy I liked logic, and had to take expansive classes in it, for computer programming. Good joke!

01-19-2006, 09:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	I've read one similar but it's psychology course. An old but good one.