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Mikey'56 · 01-20-2006, 09:18 PM

Old Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!

He blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of the story...
Don't mess with us old folks....age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

SirLance · 01-21-2006, 07:59 AM

Let's hear it for the old farts!

Toaster126 · 01-21-2006, 08:25 AM

It better be loud... they don't hear too well.

blahblah454 · 01-21-2006, 03:29 PM

Hehe that was pretty good.

CSflim · 01-22-2006, 11:24 AM

Hehehehe.....certainly didn't see that ending coming!

01-20-2006, 09:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mikey'56 Upright Location: E. Tx	"Old Rooster" Old Rooster A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of the story... Don't mess with us old folks....age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! __________________ Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting..Holy Shit! What a Ride!

01-21-2006, 07:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Let's hear it for the old farts! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-21-2006, 08:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	It better be loud... they don't hear too well. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

01-22-2006, 11:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hehehehe.....certainly didn't see that ending coming! __________________

01-21-2006, 03:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
blahblah454 Let's put a smile on that face Location: On the road...	Hehe that was pretty good.