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aphex140 01-13-2006 12:35 AM

Pure Logic
 
Two South Texas farmers, Jim Bob and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim Bob turns to Bubba and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

The next day Jim Bob goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Jim Bob says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"Okay", the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?"

Jim Bob says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"


"No."


"Then you're gay." :lol:

feelgood 01-13-2006 01:05 AM

Ah yes, I had to take that course and I absolutely fucking hated it

Great joke too!

Xazy 01-13-2006 04:02 AM

Actualy I liked logic, and had to take expansive classes in it, for computer programming.

Good joke!

SirLance 01-17-2006 06:24 PM

Good joke! Way to twist it about! Bubba must be an Aggie...

Zeraph 01-19-2006 09:53 AM

I've read one similar but it's psychology course. An old but good one.

Toaster126 01-20-2006 07:14 AM

Hurm. The joke rules, and so does the class.

Mikey'56 01-20-2006 09:15 PM

That was funnE....... I was not expecting the end, it really makes you think, lol

shadowfiend 01-22-2006 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aphex140
Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bubba at the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Bubba says, "What's that?"

Jim Bob says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"


"No."


"Fag."

The one I heard ended like this. That was way better.


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