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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 05-26-2003, 07:43 PM

A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room.

He's told that it's around the back of the building, so he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a shit, only to discover there's no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention.'

So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole. On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through.

The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger.

Glad

crackpot · 05-26-2003, 08:44 PM

Eww, McNasty!

hotzot · 05-26-2003, 10:22 PM

gross!!!

morlock · 05-26-2003, 11:31 PM

heard that as a joke about bush going to visit sadam on some kind of peace keeping mission and bush having to take a crap there.

Nhanced1 · 05-27-2003, 12:21 AM

This joke got a great loud "ohhhhh" when I got to the punchline, which is just as good as a laugh for this type of joke.

Thanks for the joke, good one!

microdot · 05-27-2003, 12:51 AM

Heard a variation of it before, but this is MUCH easier to tell. Thanks!

small one · 05-27-2003, 01:44 AM

Not very funny on a bowl of cornflakes

Flesh · 05-27-2003, 04:01 AM

haha, good one.

Brewmaniac · 05-27-2003, 04:16 AM

Sick man, just sick!

riptide4070 · 05-27-2003, 07:12 AM

That's funny , thanks

clifclav · 05-27-2003, 07:22 AM

yet another violent shudder

05-26-2003, 07:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant... A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room. He's told that it's around the back of the building, so he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a shit, only to discover there's no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention.' So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole. On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through. The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

05-26-2003, 10:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	gross!!! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-27-2003, 12:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Nhanced1 Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	This joke got a great loud "ohhhhh" when I got to the punchline, which is just as good as a laugh for this type of joke. Thanks for the joke, good one! __________________ "Sell Crazy Somewhere Else, We're All Stocked Up Here," Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets

05-27-2003, 04:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Sick man, just sick! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-27-2003, 07:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	That's funny , thanks __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-26-2003, 08:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Eww, McNasty!

05-26-2003, 11:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
morlock Loser	heard that as a joke about bush going to visit sadam on some kind of peace keeping mission and bush having to take a crap there.

05-27-2003, 12:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	Heard a variation of it before, but this is MUCH easier to tell. Thanks!

05-27-2003, 01:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Not very funny on a bowl of cornflakes

05-27-2003, 04:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha, good one.

05-27-2003, 07:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	yet another violent shudder __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!