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BigBDunk · 05-16-2003, 06:03 AM

This is what I've thought all along...

TRUTH ?
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word
on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
those
conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks
than
the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks
than
the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer
fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats
and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what
kills
you.

vevaphon · 05-25-2003, 11:14 PM

it's true.

i never felt more dead untill i started having to speak english.

duckduck · 05-25-2003, 11:19 PM

That drew a smile.

This thread brings to mind the Denis Leary quote about how it's always the veggie eating joggers (or something to that extent) who get run over by the lard ball driving the bus, smoking his cigarette.

riptide4070 · 05-26-2003, 08:14 AM

I guess I need to move to another country where no one speaks english.....

Flesh · 05-26-2003, 09:50 AM

engrish 4 teh win

TerresqueÜ · 05-26-2003, 10:39 AM

*giggles* Good list.

Guess I should start remembering my 9th grade Spanish classes. I knew stealing those books would have a purpose...

Draken · 05-26-2003, 11:44 AM

That is a very funny conculsion, but has a point that we should all follow.

morlock · 05-27-2003, 12:04 AM

DAMMIT I'M GONNA DIE NOW!!!

small one · 05-27-2003, 01:53 AM

After eating and drinking to excess, I can't speak let alone make sense

05-16-2003, 06:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
BigBDunk Upright	What Kills you? This is what I've thought all along... TRUTH ? For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

05-25-2003, 11:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	it's true. i never felt more dead untill i started having to speak english. __________________ "Faster. And faster still. Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." --- DKM

05-25-2003, 11:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	That drew a smile. This thread brings to mind the Denis Leary quote about how it's always the veggie eating joggers (or something to that extent) who get run over by the lard ball driving the bus, smoking his cigarette. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

05-26-2003, 08:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	I guess I need to move to another country where no one speaks english..... __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-26-2003, 10:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	giggles Good list. Guess I should start remembering my 9th grade Spanish classes. I knew stealing those books would have a purpose... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-26-2003, 09:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	engrish 4 teh win

05-26-2003, 11:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
Draken Upright	That is a very funny conculsion, but has a point that we should all follow.

05-27-2003, 12:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
morlock Loser	DAMMIT I'M GONNA DIE NOW!!!

05-27-2003, 01:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	After eating and drinking to excess, I can't speak let alone make sense