A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant...
 

A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room.

He's told that it's around the back of the building, so he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a shit, only to discover there's no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention.'

So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole. On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through.

The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger.


Glad

Eww, McNasty! :eek:

gross!!!

heard that as a joke about bush going to visit sadam on some kind of peace keeping mission and bush having to take a crap there.

This joke got a great loud "ohhhhh" when I got to the punchline, which is just as good as a laugh for this type of joke. :) Thanks for the joke, good one!

Heard a variation of it before, but this is MUCH easier to tell. Thanks!

Not very funny on a bowl of cornflakes

haha, good one.

Sick man, just sick!

That's funny , thanks

yet another violent shudder