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SirLance · 01-26-2005, 02:14 PM

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil. That sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen, and it goes on for about 20 minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He goes over to help them up, and ask them what their secret is.

As the couple catches their breaths he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

"Yep," the old man says. "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

fro2020 · 01-26-2005, 02:21 PM

very nice...i even sent it along

Coppertop · 01-26-2005, 02:33 PM

Dude. Now that's funny.

The Ballplayer · 01-26-2005, 03:29 PM

Quote:

.I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.

What kinda perv is this guy....

la petite moi · 01-26-2005, 04:33 PM

Aw, that's kinda sad.

Cervantes · 01-27-2005, 11:17 PM

That's one of the best jokes ever! Good one!

sbscout · 01-28-2005, 02:50 AM

that's one way to "juice" up a relationship!

chateau_margaux · 01-29-2005, 04:23 PM

that's a keeper and a sharer

Hain · 01-29-2005, 10:59 PM

For anyone that cares... there are toys kinda like that...

ranger · 01-31-2005, 12:40 PM

Augi would know.

01-26-2005, 02:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The honeymoon aint' over... The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil. That sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!" There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen, and it goes on for about 20 minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. He goes over to help them up, and ask them what their secret is. As the couple catches their breaths he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" "Yep," the old man says. "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

01-26-2005, 02:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
fro2020 Still crazy after all these years Location: Norther Cal	very nice...i even sent it along __________________ I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

01-27-2005, 11:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	That's one of the best jokes ever! Good one! __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

01-28-2005, 02:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	that's one way to "juice" up a relationship! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

01-26-2005, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Dude. Now that's funny.

01-26-2005, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Aw, that's kinda sad.

01-29-2005, 04:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
chateau_margaux Upright	that's a keeper and a sharer

01-29-2005, 10:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
Hain has a plan Location: middle of Whywouldanyonebethere	For anyone that cares... there are toys kinda like that...

01-31-2005, 12:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	Augi would know.