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cmc · 11-03-2004, 07:03 PM

This joke has got to be nominated for Joke of the Year !

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber,
not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers
finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for
the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks,
my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about some for you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Glyph · 11-03-2004, 08:21 PM

That is funny for sure... says something doesn't it.

la petite moi · 11-03-2004, 08:25 PM

Riiiiiiight. -_-

Mantus · 11-03-2004, 09:31 PM

The puchline is somehow a little off. Yet the concept is good (politics aside of course).

nofnway · 11-03-2004, 10:18 PM

thats merabulous

WarriorBuddha · 11-04-2004, 06:51 AM

That's funny. Didn't see that one coming.

Racer · 11-04-2004, 10:16 AM

That's a great one!

Stare At The Sun · 11-04-2004, 11:26 AM

Joke of the year?

Um...no.

toverfie · 11-04-2004, 12:57 PM

Definitely witty...but joke of the year?......I'm not feelin it......

vanblah · 11-04-2004, 01:45 PM

It's an old joke they used to tell during the Burlesque days. Instead of whorehouse they called it a Bordello. Of course, the names were different.

roadkill · 11-04-2004, 06:41 PM

good, funny. not joke of the year.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 11-04-2004, 10:26 PM

Not bad at all.

Glad

coash · 11-04-2004, 11:57 PM

how do people think of comebacks like this is it a skill?

Shade · 11-06-2004, 09:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, I GET IT! THERESA HEINZ KERRY IS A WHORE! THATS FUNNY!

fuck you

Rdr4evr · 11-06-2004, 09:37 PM

uh oh.......

aberkok · 11-06-2004, 09:42 PM

Sounds like a joke with topical stuff forced in. That just makes it unfunny.

urbandev · 11-06-2004, 10:59 PM

hey, i can take an ancient joke and insert popular figures too...

Gabbyness · 11-11-2004, 06:38 PM

Haha, nice joke.

txstrosman · 11-12-2004, 05:10 AM

new twist on an oldie but goodie, gave me a good chuckle, thanks!!!

11-03-2004, 07:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
cmc Crazy Location: usa	Joke of the Year ! Bush & Kerry ... This joke has got to be nominated for Joke of the Year ! G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about some for you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

11-03-2004, 10:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	thats merabulous __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

11-04-2004, 06:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	That's funny. Didn't see that one coming. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

11-04-2004, 10:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Not bad at all. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

11-06-2004, 09:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	Sounds like a joke with topical stuff forced in. That just makes it unfunny. __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

11-03-2004, 08:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Glyph Upright Location: Mazatlan Mexico	That is funny for sure... says something doesn't it.

11-03-2004, 08:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	Riiiiiiight. -_-

11-03-2004, 09:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	The puchline is somehow a little off. Yet the concept is good (politics aside of course).

11-04-2004, 10:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	That's a great one!

11-04-2004, 11:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Joke of the year? Um...no.

11-04-2004, 12:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
toverfie Upright	Definitely witty...but joke of the year?......I'm not feelin it......

11-04-2004, 01:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	It's an old joke they used to tell during the Burlesque days. Instead of whorehouse they called it a Bordello. Of course, the names were different.

11-04-2004, 06:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
roadkill Insane	good, funny. not joke of the year.

11-04-2004, 11:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
coash Banned	how do people think of comebacks like this is it a skill?

11-06-2004, 09:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
Shade Upright	HAHAHAHAHA, I GET IT! THERESA HEINZ KERRY IS A WHORE! THATS FUNNY! fuck you

11-06-2004, 10:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
urbandev Insane Location: Dayton, NV	hey, i can take an ancient joke and insert popular figures too... __________________ Raoul Duke: "I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife." Dr. Gonzo: "Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

11-11-2004, 06:38 PM	#18 (permalink)
Gabbyness Chicken scratch. Location: Japan!!!	Haha, nice joke.

11-06-2004, 09:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	uh oh.......

11-12-2004, 05:10 AM	#19 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	new twist on an oldie but goodie, gave me a good chuckle, thanks!!!