cmc

This joke has got to be nominated for Joke of the Year !

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber,
not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers
finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for
the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks,
my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about some for you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Glyph

That is funny for sure... says something doesn't it.

la petite moi

Riiiiiiight. -_-

Mantus

The puchline is somehow a little off. Yet the concept is good (politics aside of course).

nofnway

thats merabulous

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WarriorBuddha

That's funny. Didn't see that one coming.

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Racer

That's a great one!

Stare At The Sun

Joke of the year?

Um...no.

toverfie

Definitely witty...but joke of the year?......I'm not feelin it......

vanblah

It's an old joke they used to tell during the Burlesque days. Instead of whorehouse they called it a Bordello. Of course, the names were different.

roadkill

good, funny. not joke of the year.

Glad-I-Ate-Her

Not bad at all.

Glad

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coash

how do people think of comebacks like this is it a skill?

Shade

HAHAHAHAHA, I GET IT! THERESA HEINZ KERRY IS A WHORE! THATS FUNNY!

fuck you

Rdr4evr

uh oh.......

aberkok

Sounds like a joke with topical stuff forced in. That just makes it unfunny.

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urbandev

hey, i can take an ancient joke and insert popular figures too...

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Gabbyness

Haha, nice joke.

txstrosman

new twist on an oldie but goodie, gave me a good chuckle, thanks!!!