Joke of the Year ! Bush & Kerry ...
 

This joke has got to be nominated for Joke of the Year !

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber,
not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers
finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for
the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks,
my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about some for you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

:)

That is funny for sure... says something doesn't it. :)

Riiiiiiight. -_-

The puchline is somehow a little off. Yet the concept is good (politics aside of course).

thats merabulous

That's funny. Didn't see that one coming.

That's a great one!

Joke of the year?

Um...no.

Definitely witty...but joke of the year?......I'm not feelin it......

It's an old joke they used to tell during the Burlesque days. Instead of whorehouse they called it a Bordello. Of course, the names were different.

good, funny. not joke of the year.

Not bad at all.

Glad

how do people think of comebacks like this is it a skill?

HAHAHAHAHA, I GET IT! THERESA HEINZ KERRY IS A WHORE! THATS FUNNY!

fuck you

uh oh.......

Sounds like a joke with topical stuff forced in. That just makes it unfunny.

hey, i can take an ancient joke and insert popular figures too...

Haha, nice joke.

new twist on an oldie but goodie, gave me a good chuckle, thanks!!!