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sillygirl · 12-21-2003, 12:15 AM

I haven't seen this one anywhere... sorry if I missed it and it's a repost.....

Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"

slimshaydee · 12-21-2003, 12:32 AM

it's been posted on the same page, in fact as I speak it's about 4 thread below this.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=39231

sillygirl · 12-21-2003, 12:37 AM

telekinetic2 · 12-21-2003, 01:56 AM

oh well, I'd rather risk reading two of the same funny then have someone not post something I hadn't heard.....

Besides, I think all multipost sins are forgiven while search is off.

duckduck · 12-22-2003, 06:59 AM

Meh. Funny is funny. Repost "forgiven"...............as if I had any say in it.

deportes · 12-22-2003, 08:53 PM

very funny, repost is good

batm4n_23 · 12-23-2003, 06:25 PM

funny
don't worry about repost (given the lack of search)

charlesesl · 12-23-2003, 10:50 PM

funny

12-24-2003, 03:02 AM

I might try this strategy myself

sartan · 12-25-2003, 08:28 PM

Hahahaha

floydthebarber · 12-26-2003, 09:07 AM

hey....I like that idea.

yoda77 · 12-26-2003, 11:02 PM

sillygirl, just depends what time of month it is!

MexicanOnABike · 01-04-2004, 09:28 AM

i'd rather have the sex...

lrsurfer · 01-27-2004, 02:27 PM

Excellent and thanks!
I needed that laugh!

indiretto · 01-30-2004, 10:50 PM

It may be a repost but you reworded it and I think it’s funnier this way. Good joke.

bigbad · 01-31-2004, 02:49 AM

Missed the other one, glad you reposted thanks.

12-21-2003, 12:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Intercourse? I haven't seen this one anywhere... sorry if I missed it and it's a repost..... Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued. First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'" __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

12-21-2003, 12:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	__________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

12-22-2003, 06:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Meh. Funny is funny. Repost "forgiven"...............as if I had any say in it. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

12-23-2003, 10:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
charlesesl Psycho	funny __________________ It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. Dr. Viktor E. Frankl

12-26-2003, 09:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	hey....I like that idea. __________________ wish you were here

12-21-2003, 12:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	it's been posted on the same page, in fact as I speak it's about 4 thread below this. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=39231

12-21-2003, 01:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	oh well, I'd rather risk reading two of the same funny then have someone not post something I hadn't heard..... Besides, I think all multipost sins are forgiven while search is off.

12-22-2003, 08:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	very funny, repost is good

12-23-2003, 06:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	funny don't worry about repost (given the lack of search)

12-24-2003, 03:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
Strobs Guest	I might try this strategy myself

12-25-2003, 08:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
sartan Tilted	Hahahaha

12-26-2003, 11:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
yoda77 Tilted Location: SF BAY AREA	sillygirl, just depends what time of month it is! __________________ DRINK,SMOKE AND LAUGH

01-04-2004, 09:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i'd rather have the sex... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

01-27-2004, 02:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
lrsurfer Banned	Excellent and thanks! I needed that laugh!

01-30-2004, 10:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
indiretto Tilted Location: USA, Oregon	It may be a repost but you reworded it and I think it’s funnier this way. Good joke. __________________ Happy Tree Friends... It’s more fun than a stick.

01-31-2004, 02:49 AM	#16 (permalink)
bigbad Insane	Missed the other one, glad you reposted thanks.