Intercourse?
 

I haven't seen this one anywhere... sorry if I missed it and it's a repost.....




Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"

it's been posted on the same page, in fact as I speak it's about 4 thread below this.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=39231

:(

oh well, I'd rather risk reading two of the same funny then have someone not post something I hadn't heard.....

Besides, I think all multipost sins are forgiven while search is off.

Meh. Funny is funny. Repost "forgiven"...............as if I had any say in it. ;)

very funny, repost is good

funny
don't worry about repost (given the lack of search)

funny

I might try this strategy myself

Hahahaha

hey....I like that idea.

sillygirl, just depends what time of month it is!

i'd rather have the sex...

Excellent and thanks!
I needed that laugh!

It may be a repost but you reworded it and I think it’s funnier this way. Good joke.

Missed the other one, glad you reposted thanks.