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ICER · 01-05-2004, 05:33 PM

These old jokes just crack me up.

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
standing
next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you
alright?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did
you say?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
just
give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7
feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2
pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.

Crack · 01-05-2004, 06:23 PM

I remember telling that in Junior High... Great Joke!
~Crack

cchris · 01-05-2004, 08:01 PM

Good one.

Homey_V · 01-05-2004, 08:04 PM

Ah the classics...
They never die.

KWSN · 01-05-2004, 08:52 PM

hahahaha.... that one's awesome

I'll have to remember that

The_Dude · 01-05-2004, 10:35 PM

lol, that would've sucked.

MexicanOnABike · 01-06-2004, 12:41 PM

ahahaha! good ending!

kopfschuss · 01-06-2004, 09:06 PM

hahahahaha..hilarious. I would hate to be that little guy

HunterDevourer · 01-07-2004, 05:27 AM

Farkin brilliant!

bravo49 · 01-09-2004, 01:29 AM

If that's an oldie, where have I been?
Very funny

Yalaynia · 01-09-2004, 10:01 AM

LOL thats cute. I dont know how anyone would have to nerve to ask some stranger the weight of a testicle and his penis size though.

floydthebarber · 01-11-2004, 07:36 AM

thanks for the laugh.

batm4n_23 · 01-11-2004, 11:01 AM

i laugh every time i hear it

Ryan · 01-11-2004, 07:09 PM

I had never heard that one before, very good joke. Thanks for posting it.

viper11885 · 01-11-2004, 09:55 PM

lol, I never heard that one before!! good one.

stankybcn1 · 01-11-2004, 11:07 PM

haha I remember that one that's great

Gortexfogg · 01-12-2004, 06:22 AM

Hehe, good one!

KellyC · 01-12-2004, 11:14 PM

well Its new for me...and yes..GOOOOOOOOOOODY!

TerresqueÜ · 01-13-2004, 05:57 PM

Hahah classic. Haven't heard that one since I was a kid.

SysteMatiC · 01-13-2004, 06:11 PM

LOL old humor is still the best.

White Cluster · 01-19-2004, 10:06 AM

hehee....I remember that one

mr_mcrafe · 01-20-2004, 03:31 PM

hahah thats a good one. didn't see that end coming at all

Mavric98 · 01-21-2004, 02:43 AM

hahahahaha. I never heard that one before.

silverback · 01-23-2004, 10:27 PM

good one. was new to me.

lrsurfer · 01-27-2004, 02:22 PM

Hehehehe, Good stuff

indiretto · 01-30-2004, 11:16 PM

Ahhh... funny one, it may be old but I hadn't heard it.

01-05-2004, 05:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	An oldie, but a goody These old jokes just crack me up. A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?" In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'. __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

01-05-2004, 06:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I remember telling that in Junior High... Great Joke! ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

01-05-2004, 08:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Good one. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

01-05-2004, 08:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Homey_V Psycho Location: Canada	Ah the classics... They never die. __________________ You did what with a duck?

01-05-2004, 08:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
KWSN green	hahahaha.... that one's awesome I'll have to remember that __________________ Your arms are broken!

01-05-2004, 10:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	lol, that would've sucked. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

01-06-2004, 12:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ahahaha! good ending! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

01-06-2004, 09:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
kopfschuss Upright Location: Birch Bay (AKA Birch Gay)	hahahahaha..hilarious. I would hate to be that little guy __________________ ..«•´`•.(•.¸(`•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•).•´`•» ... «•´¨•.¸¸. Kopfschuss .¸¸.•¨`•» ..«•´`•.(¸.•´(¸.•* *•.¸)`•.¸).•´`•» ... Intarweb married to Labyrinth

01-07-2004, 05:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	Farkin brilliant! __________________ Viva La Muerte

01-09-2004, 01:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	If that's an oldie, where have I been? Very funny

01-09-2004, 10:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
Yalaynia Insane Location: here but I wish I lived there	LOL thats cute. I dont know how anyone would have to nerve to ask some stranger the weight of a testicle and his penis size though. __________________ I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do

01-11-2004, 07:36 AM	#12 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	thanks for the laugh. __________________ wish you were here

01-11-2004, 11:01 AM	#13 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i laugh every time i hear it

01-11-2004, 07:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ryan Crazy	I had never heard that one before, very good joke. Thanks for posting it.

01-11-2004, 09:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
viper11885 Insane	lol, I never heard that one before!! good one.

01-12-2004, 11:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	well Its new for me...and yes..GOOOOOOOOOOODY! __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

01-13-2004, 06:11 PM	#20 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	LOL old humor is still the best. __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

01-23-2004, 10:27 PM	#24 (permalink)
silverback Registered User Location: texas	good one. was new to me.

01-27-2004, 02:22 PM	#25 (permalink)
lrsurfer Banned	Hehehehe, Good stuff

01-11-2004, 11:07 PM	#16 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	haha I remember that one that's great __________________ I'll Throw You!

01-12-2004, 06:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehe, good one!

01-13-2004, 05:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahah classic. Haven't heard that one since I was a kid. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

01-19-2004, 10:06 AM	#21 (permalink)
White Cluster Addict	hehee....I remember that one

01-20-2004, 03:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
mr_mcrafe Banned Location: auckland, nz	hahah thats a good one. didn't see that end coming at all

01-21-2004, 02:43 AM	#23 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	hahahahaha. I never heard that one before. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

01-30-2004, 11:16 PM	#26 (permalink)
indiretto Tilted Location: USA, Oregon	Ahhh... funny one, it may be old but I hadn't heard it. __________________ Happy Tree Friends... It’s more fun than a stick.