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Old 10-23-2003, 07:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Halloween Quickies...

Q: What do hillbillies do on Halloween?
A: PUMP-KIN!!!

Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: To get a better grip on the broom.

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q. What kind of costumes do brunettes wear on Halloween?
A. They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
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A young boy dressed as a pirate captain knocked on the door of a house to get some Halloween treats. A woman answered the door and recognized that he was a pirate.

"Where are your buccaneers?" asked the woman.
The boy replied "Under my buccan-hat!"

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Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first Vampire orders a pint of blood. The second thinks that sounds pretty tasty, so he orders a pint of blood, too. The third thinks for a bit then orders a pint of plasma. The bartender says, "Okay, so that will be two bloods and a blood lite."

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Two vampires walk into a bar and the first one orders a cup of blood. The second one orders a warm glass of water. The first one asks,"How come you didn't order a cup of blood?" The second one pulls out a used tampoon and says, "I'm having tea!"


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Old 10-23-2003, 08:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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aww cute ones.

i like the pumpkin one the best.
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the last one is kind of gross, but hey, to each his own. The others are terribly delicious.
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Old 10-23-2003, 10:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oh the tampon... so bad and yet so good.. woof...

the first Q and As are the best though..
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Old 10-24-2003, 02:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-24-2003, 05:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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short sweet....funny
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Does anyone have any more to add?

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