Halloween Quickies...
 

Q: What do hillbillies do on Halloween?
A: PUMP-KIN!!!

Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: To get a better grip on the broom.

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.

Q. What kind of costumes do brunettes wear on Halloween?
A. They don't, they just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
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A young boy dressed as a pirate captain knocked on the door of a house to get some Halloween treats. A woman answered the door and recognized that he was a pirate.

"Where are your buccaneers?" asked the woman.
The boy replied "Under my buccan-hat!"

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Three Vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first Vampire orders a pint of blood. The second thinks that sounds pretty tasty, so he orders a pint of blood, too. The third thinks for a bit then orders a pint of plasma. The bartender says, "Okay, so that will be two bloods and a blood lite."

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Two vampires walk into a bar and the first one orders a cup of blood. The second one orders a warm glass of water. The first one asks,"How come you didn't order a cup of blood?" The second one pulls out a used tampoon and says, "I'm having tea!"


Glad

aww cute ones.

i like the pumpkin one the best.

the last one is kind of gross, but hey, to each his own. The others are terribly delicious.

oh the tampon... so bad and yet so good.. woof...

the first Q and As are the best though.. :D

hehe

short sweet....funny

Does anyone have any more to add?

Glad