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Old 02-07-2009, 10:01 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Brilliant OJ. The only time you will ever see those two words together.
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Old 02-07-2009, 10:27 AM   #82 (permalink)
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I have got to tell you, joke or no, that is the best argument for Atheism I have seen.
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Old 02-07-2009, 12:51 PM   #83 (permalink)
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omg. Pepsi just came out my nose.
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:15 PM   #84 (permalink)
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omg. Pepsi just came out my nose.
No kidding! Oh, wait you said nose. Meh, close enough.
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Old 02-07-2009, 01:46 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Baraka... don't forget how he changes race / ethnicity at the whim of whatever race / ethnicity is in power at the time.

WHITE JESUS!
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Old 02-07-2009, 02:02 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Baraka... don't forget how he changes race / ethnicity at the whim of whatever race / ethnicity is in power at the time.

WHITE JESUS!
cromp, ya lost me here, buddy...
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:13 PM   #87 (permalink)
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BG, that's a good one, but sleeping in on Sunday still makes a better argument.
They call me
White Devil
Black Jesus
Heaven Closes
Hell Freezes....
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Old 02-15-2009, 06:35 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Old 02-18-2009, 12:54 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Out of all these, this one gave me the biggest wheeze.
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:55 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2009, 06:49 AM   #91 (permalink)
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the motorcycle is chasing me and the shouldn't have touched his frisbee ones were great.
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:26 AM   #92 (permalink)
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Soooo funny. Epic thread.
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Old 03-25-2009, 01:27 PM   #93 (permalink)
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I figured it was about time, I posted some of my collection (I've got 171) of these:





































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Old 03-27-2009, 10:16 AM   #94 (permalink)
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This thread makes me very happy.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:52 PM   #95 (permalink)
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I still love this thread.
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:22 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Let us reawaken the not so dead shal we ...











underage kiddo, but still funny as shit!!!





Who can tell I'm having fun ...
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:28 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Damn, those were great! Just went through 3 pages of them, laughed my ass off.
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:29 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:41 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:37 PM   #100 (permalink)
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


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Old 07-05-2009, 08:55 PM   #101 (permalink)
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still loving this thread...thanks everybody.
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