Stoked

I laughed till I cryed hahaha

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If kittens didn't want to be eaten why do they look so delicious?

THGL

This one is so much so my favorite that I actually have it hanging in my office at work!

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"The truth is merely an excuse for lack of imagination." - Garak

Annapolis

Oh my, how unbelievably funny!!!

Poppinjay

I actually chortled over this thread. I don't chortle often, maybe not often enough.

Thank you.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Leto

Ok. cool. I read these at work.

Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

LoganSnake

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

Destrox

so much greatness in so little postings!

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You bore me.... next.

Tophat665

Swallowing your gum. Oh My God. Laughed so hard tears spattered on my keyboard.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Willravel

It's basically the meaning of life.

fresnelly

RULE #34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

Godzilla

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Coming out of an ocean near you...

Baraka_Guru

Godzilla, I haven't seen much else that can be so erotic, funny, and depressing all at the same time.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Sion

a few more

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Ilow

Well played, Sion, well played.

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"Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about"
--Sam Harris

Sion

thanks...but I didn't make those. I just passed them along.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

QuasiMondo

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Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer.

-From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

Tophat665

Moose knuckle.... Gee thanks.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Cynthetiq

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Bilbert

gamefreak1398

one of the funniest imo

Byrnison

Background: upon landing, an airplane skidded off the runway at the Burbank airport in the San Fernando Valley in...I believe around 2000? This is a pic from that event with the accompanying gas prices at the time...

RetroGunslinger

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

blahblah454

That last one was hot retro! Careful where it goes!

RetroGunslinger

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

uncle phil

i'm for rule #20...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

The Faba

'Zilla, I am 99.5% positive I know the girl in that picture...

Which was the last thing I expected to discover on this thread.

carrot glace

wow these are all going to be my wallpaper *save*

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

ASU2003

I found some more today.





I have a better picture of the barren wasteland in the middle of Canada during the winter than this, but it's still funny.


Harry Potter?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/...2aee978223.jpg

Tophat665

I have got to tell you, joke or no, that is the best argument for Atheism I have seen.

Diggin the Harry Potter. Magical indeed.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

SabrinaFair

Good stuff....one of these days, I'm going to hang a "demotivational" poster in my office just to see how many people notice it.

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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata

Baraka_Guru

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

highdro69

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

Slims

here are a few

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

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a few more

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

Slims

and some more

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

Slims

Five more...

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

Slims

and some more.

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill

"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

carrot glace

sweetness!, i think the rapist one would be better as 'coincedence? i found him'

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"blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

Xerxys