maleficent

Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked


1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer"to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan
10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

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Meditrina

Maybe that would make your work day a bit better.

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"Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles." ~Alex Karras

Redlemon

My favorite is
/ smiling while imagining milficent naked....

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Bill O'Rights

Ewwww
Hmmmm...I'm beginning to see the advantage here...

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Bill O'Rights

MILFicent?!?

Oh God that's funny.

Milficent.

Way to go, Redlemon.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Redlemon

Trust me, not a typo. I've been waiting for just the right place to drop that one. Thanks for noticing. I was worried that Mal would edit it before someone else noticed.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Charlatan

What? You don't keep your money where you keep your pens!!??!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Toaster126

God bless you sir. Comedy gold.

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

maleficent

I noticed.. .and figured you surely weren't talking about me... you're so cute...

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Redlemon

Well, I know you aren't a 'mother', but by the loose standards of Internet porn, anyone over 30 can be classified as a 'M'. And as for the 'ILF' part...

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SirLance

Somebody stop me... I'm starting to think this is a good idea...

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Poppinjay

I, for one, would find unheralded uses for my heretofore useless bellybutton.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

cdwonderful

I like the whole idea, love to put it into practise. But with that court order hanging over my head.............

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

Brewmaniac

Red, if you check mals user title she's a forum mother so she definitely qualifies as a milf, so are imaginations can go wild! Yea

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