Top Ten Reasons to come to Work Nekkid
 

Top 10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked


1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer"to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan
10. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

:lol: Maybe that would make your work day a bit better.

My favorite is
/ smiling while imagining milficent naked.... :D

Ewwww
Hmmmm...I'm beginning to see the advantage here...

MILFicent?!?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh God that's funny.

Milficent.

Way to go, Redlemon. :thumbsup:

Trust me, not a typo. I've been waiting for just the right place to drop that one. Thanks for noticing. :D I was worried that Mal would edit it before someone else noticed. :lol:

What? You don't keep your money where you keep your pens!!??!

God bless you sir. Comedy gold.

I noticed.. .and figured you surely weren't talking about me... :) you're so cute... :)

Well, I know you aren't a 'mother', but by the loose standards of Internet porn, anyone over 30 can be classified as a 'M'. And as for the 'ILF' part... :love:

Somebody stop me... I'm starting to think this is a good idea...

I, for one, would find unheralded uses for my heretofore useless bellybutton.

I like the whole idea, love to put it into practise. But with that court order hanging over my head.............

Red, if you check mals user title she's a forum mother so she definitely qualifies as a milf, so are imaginations can go wild! Yea