The Longest Thread Ever!

[BadNick]

congratulations, Zookman. I hope that's a harbinger of things to come your way.

[Zooksport2]

Yeah, sorry to steal your thunder....





You mean like the bullshit speeding ticket I got yesterday?

The one I'll be taking to court and fight over?

Gonna win too.....

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[BadNick]

not loss of any thunder I cared about...I was being the straight-man for whoever wanted all those 0's.

Good luck with your ticket. How fast were you going and why will you win the challenge?

[Zooksport2]

A week ago, I would have been 1 km per hour under the posted. (90km)
A new sign, obscured by a tree, now reads 60....

There are several points that are erronous, including incorrectly recording my rego number... (2 characters wrong!)

[BadNick]

I hereby declare you innocent based upon legal technicalities, though I wonder what Judge Judy would rule in this case.

[Zooksport2]

yeah... she'd fix em up!

Thanks, Judge Judy!

[BadNick]

I think 007 is cool

[Zooksport2]

Sure, but which one?

[BadNick]

there's only one Bond, James Bond. And his name is Sean.

[Jetée]

Sean James Bond. I've never met the man.

[BadNick]

that dummy is too dishevelled to be the real one...James is always impeccable! ...though it seems the ladies do peck him often.

[ring]

All these Verdant Tender Budlings, Springing forth all over the place.

It brings on a craving for Good Wasabi.

[Jetée]

no, now is the month of the monsoon.

now that i've said the word, here comes the rain (and the gallery to follow).

until that time, prepare to be inundated (do you have the rain boots?)

[BadNick]

no boots needed. I like splashing and running around in the rain barefoot...as long as it's not too cold out. Once I make up my mind that it's OK to be wet, it becomes fun, and I don't mean nonsense.

[MexicanOnABike]

Originally Posted by Jetée

no, now is the month of the monsoon.

now that i've said the word, here comes the rain (and the gallery to follow).

until that time, prepare to be inundated (do you have the rain boots?)

time for a game.

post the best brain picture you have!

[BadNick]

this might be the only one I have, but I'll look for more



---------- Post added at 10:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:11 PM ----------

I wonder if this will auto-merge with the rain pic? here goes.... da daaaa. It did

[Zooksport2]

[Ourcrazymodern?]

2-20=-18

Whether's dramatic,
you can ask Jim Cantori:
he's on location.

[MexicanOnABike]

[Ourcrazymodern?]

This thread can't be jacked
as an inlet or outlet
no matter your brain.

[BadNick]

hey folks, the next one's another palindrome!

Sort of like "A Toyota: race fast, safe car: a Toyota" ...at least before their current sudden unintended acceleration issues

[Zooksport2]

Dammit I'm mad - a poem by Demetri Martin

Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I’m a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash. A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I’m it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N ame not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog” Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I’m mad.


A palindrome poem.


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[Zooksport2]

No posts in ages.... where is everyone?



Question: at 90 kilometers per hour, how long will it take to travel 100 meters...

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[Ourcrazymodern?]

Sure I had something,
Composing all weekend, right?
I'll make something up.

("Sir, I deliver, I'm a dog.") (Or a pony, like up to the bar.) (Or maybe just one of us who cares.) 22024 (So much I can't believe!)

[MexicanOnABike]

1hr and 10min.

[MexicanOnABike]

didn't take long eh?

[BadNick]

Hey I was busy until this moment or else I would have been posting here already. Such is life. Now that my long lost head has finally arrived, we can wrap up this project and move on

[Jetée]

how quickly we forget of me, and my issuance.


by Meredith_Farmer

ah, I'll get to it later. The real flood begins tomorrow. (I'm a slow rolling storm)

[BadNick]

rolling thunder storm?





I'm listening to the soundtrack of "Until the End of the World" a film by Wim Wenders. Ever see any of his flicks, Jet? What do you think? He's one of my favorite.

[BadNick]

bam!!! another one

not to mention "30" is my luckiest number

[guttercup]

I just wanted to play too....


LILIES! pretty....

[BadNick]

ahh, such a serene lily pond. I want to put one in my yard with some koi.

[Jetée]

Rainy Storefronts by fensterbme

[Jetée]

Petit Lemans 2007 by antiundersteer
The 10th running of the Petit Lemans, a 10 hour or 1000 mile endurance race of sportscars.

[Jetée]

The rain in La Paz, Bolivia, 1994 by Marcelo Montecino

[Zooksport2]

Thankyou for your assist, Guttercup....

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Indeed, Guttercup,
we will thank you to come back,
often & amused.

2+2+0+3=7

[Jetée]

(click-thru for the sound of rain, as interpreted by others)

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Splashing reminds me
of the way we love ourselves
'cuz it can't help it.

[FuglyStick]

*enters thread, farts, exits*