There's this secluded spot in Philly, near a sanitation plant, where a bunch of angry midgets built a colony of little shacks they live in so as to avoid us Normals.

It's all surrounded by cyclone fence and sheetmetal, with a main gate that has a doorbell placed suspiciously high.

If they catch you out there, they'll start to throw rocks and chunks of cement and just generally attempt to kill you.

it seems to me that people

especially some of the fuckers on tv

should learn about subconscious physical cues and what they tell everyone else in the world

the stutt uh stuttering

the hand on the face

the eye gaze to the left

etc

it might not make them better people

but it would make them better liars

About 75 percent of the people I've slept with are far more attractive than I am.

I was drunk for the other 25.

Drunk or 16, anyway.

I lost my virginity when I was 16. It was with a 19 year old in the back of her car. I was pretty nervous, so I lasted quite a while. When I was done, I took the condom off and I had a little jism on my hand. Residue and the like. So I proceeded to hug her and wipe my jism soaked hand on her sweater.

I dumped her about 3 days later.

I just got hired to run an adult "bookstore" 4 nights a week. We have the little booths in th back where people can watch movies for tokens, which must be bought at the front desk.

I am so tempted, were in not for my possible over eagerness at the comment, when selling someone the tokens, to say:

"Enjoy!"

A Denny`s moment:

In the middle of taking our order, the waitress notices a group of homies out in the parking lot. Just a minute! she yells, and then leaves.

After a brief shouted conversation, she comes back in and comments `All men are pigs.`

There is a moment as the impact of this comment on a group of nearly all males.

`Present company excluded!`

Dinner there took two hours, in between her smoke breaks, order confusion and general slowness. My friend never, ever, got his coffee.

Grayman is busy. 6 months ago, I would see an occasional post. About a week ago, I started seeing his moments ALOT. A veritable cornucopia of bottled-up anger and seething bitterness, laid out for the appreciation of the teeming browers... Is this a mindset in search of emulators? Or a cry for help?

Disturbing.

One day on the way to San Francisco my parents told me how I was concieved right in front of one of my best friends and her boyfriend at the time. Apparently it was right outside of Japantown. It was so hot and heavy that they did it in front of an open window and still managed to get their futon stuck to the wall.

I swear if I were a year younger, I'd probably be traumatized. As it was, we three in the back couldn't stop laughing. To this day, it's a testament to how cool my parents are and my friend and I still crack up about it.

I hope to one day tell my kid a similar story.

i've run out of steam.

maybe some more posting later.

#2 for me...I'm catching up!!!

I'm reading "Collapse" by Jared Diamond. It's one hell of a book.

I'm also watching "Batman" (two disc special edition), that I just bought.

And I'm playing with my wonderful 2 year old daughter!!!

It's pretty funny to see your own avatar many times in a row! Is it James Bond in here, or is it just me?

http://massiveheadwound.net/

and

http://www.myspace.com/massiveheadwound

there ya go :thumbsup:

Mwa haha...

Still in second place :D

mexicanonabike 338
NoSoup 322
CSflim 320
skier 275

I rule :D

............

Today is Valentine's day...

I got my fiance a card and chocolates....

She got me a card and chocolates....

I'n not a big fan of chocolates... I like choclate, just not with random stuff inside...

Ugn... I need to sleep....

I'm just sooooo close to 1st :D

I'll count to 10... that'll get me there...

and then some.......

OneOneOneOne

(damn 10 charactor limit...)

TwoTwoTwoTwo

ThreeThreeThree

FourFourFour

FiveFiveFiveFive

SixSixSixSix

SevenSevenSeven

EightEightEight

NineNineNine

TenTenTenTen

NoSoup 341
mexicanonabike 338
CSflim 320


VICTORY!

I"M NUMBER ONE!!!!

Jeez, NoSoup, you're really taking this seriously. I guess us single digit guys have to step it up.

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