Vote for the Next President of the United States! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Astrocloud · 10-11-2005, 01:27 PM

1) George W. Bush:

It can happen. With a republican majority in the House and Senate AND the president loading up the Supreme court with butt kissers -why not let him run another term.

2) Jerry Springer:

It can happen. Jerry already ran for the House and is the former mayor of
Cincinatti.

3)Bunny Powerpuff

It can happen. Third party candidates rock and just as Ralph Nader proved that he can take away votes from a similarly positioned candidate -Bunny can position herself as "the other mentally challenged" candidate.

theguyondacouch · 10-11-2005, 02:07 PM

What about batman? You need a batman choice.

Astrocloud · 10-11-2005, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theguyondacouch

What about batman? You need a batman choice.

This is a two party system! I suppose you can have your write in candidate.

P.S. The Adam West Batman was the greatest ever. Much better than that animated crap that they play in the afternoons.

theguyondacouch · 10-11-2005, 02:23 PM

fuck the system!

uncle phil · 10-12-2005, 03:41 PM

none of the above...

Fremen · 10-12-2005, 04:23 PM

Geena Davis for President!

Charlatan · 10-12-2005, 04:29 PM

Adam West is already the mayor of Quohog (or however you spell it).

theguyondacouch · 10-12-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Adam West is already the mayor of Quohog (or however you spell it).

Quahog, and that is one of my favorite shows. It does pay to be from RI when you watch it, I can definitely see many of the things that happen in that show happening in real life. What a strange little place this is.

dlish · 10-12-2005, 05:39 PM

adam sandler in billy maddison

noodle · 10-12-2005, 05:52 PM

Christopher Walken in 2008, man.

Poppinjay · 10-13-2005, 03:59 AM

Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley for president
Peter Sellers as Chance Gardiner for VP
Peter Sellers as Lionel Mandrake for Secretary of Defense
Peter Sellers as Dick Scratcher for head of the FCC
Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove for weird uncle

bernadette · 10-13-2005, 07:34 AM

If those 3 choices are all there is, i ain't voting.

*buys private island; moves*

Hanxter · 10-14-2005, 05:27 AM

Astrocloud · 10-24-2005, 01:26 PM

Nobody has written in Hypnotoad yet.

Zephyr66 · 10-24-2005, 02:20 PM

I hearby announce that I will be running for president of... Something.

Also, I vote for Timothy Leary's spacecorpse.

maleficent · 10-24-2005, 02:25 PM

ME ME ME -- VOTE FOR ME!!!!

I'm stubborn and have a take no prisoners attitude, there would be peace in the middle east - or leveled to a parking lot (their choice, I don't care), Greenpeace ships would be scuttled, PETA members would be force fed veal and they would like it, I might consider not outlawing Rap, if it can be proven it has some listenable qualities, and daily siestas would be mandatory... as well as recess during the workday.

OH, and I'd never appear in front of the media to sell anything -- radio addresses are fine, but cameras are evil...

uncle phil · 10-24-2005, 02:59 PM

"vote for me...i'll set you free!!!"

Fremen · 10-24-2005, 09:53 PM

Giant Hamburger as a write in vote.

Hamburgers for everyone in Aught Eight!!

theguyondacouch · 10-25-2005, 02:12 AM

All glory to the hypno toad!

ScottKuma · 10-25-2005, 04:27 AM

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for 2012...

sillygirl · 10-25-2005, 01:07 PM

My vote's for Mal.

Charlatan · 10-25-2005, 02:34 PM

President Giant Hamburger
and
VP Hypnotoad

unbeatable... and even if you do beat them they will take care of things from the shadowy sidelines.

5757 · 10-25-2005, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

Nobody has written in Hypnotoad yet.

He rules above all else!!!!

Grasshopper Green · 10-25-2005, 03:49 PM

I'm voting for Mal.

Giant Hamburger · 10-26-2005, 11:55 AM

Hail Mr. Chairman, the amphibious Vice President to be, this convention, and my fellow members of this great forum:

With a vague awareness of the responsibility conferred by your trust, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States. I do so with deep and flavorful gratitude, and I think also I might interject on behalf of all of us, our thanks to pornography and online gambling for making the interent what it has become today. I praise you for your wholehearted response to the recommendation in regard to the Hypnotoad as a candidate for vice president.

Tonight, let us dedicate ourselves to renewing the American compact. I ask you not simply to "Trust me," but to obey the Hypnotoad without question or hesitation. I also ask you to trust that the "hamburger spirit" which knows no ethnic, religious, social, political, regional, or economic boundaries; is the spirit that burns with zeal in the fires of millions of grills from every backyard of this great country and sort of tastes like freedom.

Thank you and goodnight.

Charlatan · 10-26-2005, 12:06 PM

a l l h a i l t h e h y p n o t o a d !

Poppinjay · 10-26-2005, 12:11 PM

I'm hungry for a great president. Will Giant Hamburger cut the mustard? No juicy allegations will arise, will they? I'd hate to see him peppered with cheesey questions.

Now, Hypnotoad, I can hop on his bandwagon. I support his platform of sending arms (and legs) to toads without.

View Poll Results: Who will be the Next President of the United States?
George W. Bush	2	9.52%
Jerry Springer	6	28.57%
Bunny Powerpuff	13	61.90%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

10-11-2005, 01:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Vote for the Next President of the United States! 1) George W. Bush: It can happen. With a republican majority in the House and Senate AND the president loading up the Supreme court with butt kissers -why not let him run another term. 2) Jerry Springer: It can happen. Jerry already ran for the House and is the former mayor of Cincinatti. 3)Bunny Powerpuff It can happen. Third party candidates rock and just as Ralph Nader proved that he can take away votes from a similarly positioned candidate -Bunny can position herself as "the other mentally challenged" candidate.

10-11-2005, 02:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	What about batman? You need a batman choice. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

10-11-2005, 02:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	fuck the system! __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

10-12-2005, 03:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	none of the above... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-12-2005, 04:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Geena Davis for President! __________________ Google

10-12-2005, 04:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Adam West is already the mayor of Quohog (or however you spell it). __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-12-2005, 05:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	adam sandler in billy maddison __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-13-2005, 03:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley for president Peter Sellers as Chance Gardiner for VP Peter Sellers as Lionel Mandrake for Secretary of Defense Peter Sellers as Dick Scratcher for head of the FCC Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove for weird uncle __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-13-2005, 07:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	If those 3 choices are all there is, i ain't voting. buys private island; moves __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-24-2005, 01:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Nobody has written in Hypnotoad yet.

10-24-2005, 02:20 PM	#15 (permalink)
Zephyr66 My custom title's the shit! Location: Canada	I hearby announce that I will be running for president of... Something. Also, I vote for Timothy Leary's spacecorpse. Last edited by Zephyr66; 10-24-2005 at 02:23 PM..

10-24-2005, 02:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	ME ME ME -- VOTE FOR ME!!!! I'm stubborn and have a take no prisoners attitude, there would be peace in the middle east - or leveled to a parking lot (their choice, I don't care), Greenpeace ships would be scuttled, PETA members would be force fed veal and they would like it, I might consider not outlawing Rap, if it can be proven it has some listenable qualities, and daily siestas would be mandatory... as well as recess during the workday. OH, and I'd never appear in front of the media to sell anything -- radio addresses are fine, but cameras are evil... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-24-2005, 02:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"vote for me...i'll set you free!!!" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-24-2005, 09:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Giant Hamburger as a write in vote. Hamburgers for everyone in Aught Eight!! __________________ Google

10-14-2005, 05:27 AM	#13 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin

10-25-2005, 04:27 AM	#20 (permalink)
ScottKuma Insane Location: Maineville, OH	I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for 2012... __________________ A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take from you everything you have. -Gerald R. Ford GoogleMap Me

10-25-2005, 01:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	My vote's for Mal. __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

10-25-2005, 03:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	I'm voting for Mal. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

10-25-2005, 02:12 AM	#19 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	All glory to the hypno toad! __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

10-25-2005, 02:34 PM	#22 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	President Giant Hamburger and VP Hypnotoad unbeatable... and even if you do beat them they will take care of things from the shadowy sidelines. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-26-2005, 11:55 AM	#25 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Mr. Chairman, the amphibious Vice President to be, this convention, and my fellow members of this great forum: With a vague awareness of the responsibility conferred by your trust, I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States. I do so with deep and flavorful gratitude, and I think also I might interject on behalf of all of us, our thanks to pornography and online gambling for making the interent what it has become today. I praise you for your wholehearted response to the recommendation in regard to the Hypnotoad as a candidate for vice president. Tonight, let us dedicate ourselves to renewing the American compact. I ask you not simply to "Trust me," but to obey the Hypnotoad without question or hesitation. I also ask you to trust that the "hamburger spirit" which knows no ethnic, religious, social, political, regional, or economic boundaries; is the spirit that burns with zeal in the fires of millions of grills from every backyard of this great country and sort of tastes like freedom. Thank you and goodnight.

10-26-2005, 12:06 PM	#26 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	a l l h a i l t h e h y p n o t o a d ! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-26-2005, 12:11 PM	#27 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I'm hungry for a great president. Will Giant Hamburger cut the mustard? No juicy allegations will arise, will they? I'd hate to see him peppered with cheesey questions. Now, Hypnotoad, I can hop on his bandwagon. I support his platform of sending arms (and legs) to toads without. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet