Ninjas - Flippin' Out and Killin' People - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

NoSoup · 08-09-2004, 07:46 AM

For any of you that want a quick laugh, take a look at this site.

www.realultimatepower.net

Here's a couple of quotes from the front page to give you an inkling as to how great this site really is...

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Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window

JumpinJesus · 08-09-2004, 08:18 AM

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Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people

That's hilarious! Just ask Mark.

Fremen · 08-09-2004, 06:30 PM

Don't show this thread to afraidofninjas.

orphen · 08-09-2004, 09:13 PM

seen this a while ago. saw a link on fark bout how a small town is sueing them for changing their children in obnoxious violent kids :sigh: it's a joke people! parent you kids once a while for god sake!

CoachAlan · 08-10-2004, 12:33 AM

This type of nonsensical humor is my absolute favorite. The sheer wackiness of the statement "some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town" tickles me to no end.

It's this kind of humor that keeps me watching Sealab 2021. "Can my robot have chainsaw hands?" (Best. Episode. Ever)

Latch · 08-10-2004, 05:40 AM

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Originally posted by Fremen
Don't show this thread to afraidofninjas.

What happened to afraidofninjas? Haven't seen them lately...

That Ninja page is awesome hehe.

Bentley Little · 08-10-2004, 08:23 AM

That site is hilarious!

Duh, are people that stupid that they believe this is real! Apparently so.

I personally love how in this related link, the mayor gets the book banned says how he has a respectable town, then says he would burn the kids face off if they ever met. What a joke!

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To Ms. Miller's delight, after a short deliberation with the council members, Mayor Brian [Brian Reming] agreed to ban the book from the two bookstores contained within the city limits. "We live in a respectable town. We don't need kids bringing garbage into the school. If I had more energy, I'd burn that young man's face," said Reming.

afraidofninjas · 09-26-2004, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fremen

Don't show this thread to afraidofninjas.

ack! Too late. I like the site, it give me insight into their weaknesses. For example, they are mamals, I'm a mamal too, and if there is one thing I sure don't like... It's getting kicked in the nuts. That's what they can hope for. Pants full of pain.

Kurant · 09-26-2004, 03:44 PM

That site is sooo fuggin funny.

paddyjoe · 09-26-2004, 06:03 PM

sometimes I wish I were a ninja

Fremen · 09-26-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by paddyjoe

sometimes I wish I were a ninja

I thought you were a ninja???

That's the only thing that's held me back from unleashing my swarm of retarded yellow-jackets on you and your unsuspecting yard rodents!

Well, that and you're a cool guy and a freak.

Keep an eye on the sky, muh frin!

Boo · 09-26-2004, 07:21 PM

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This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

This is some funny shit!

moonstrucksoul · 09-27-2004, 09:06 AM

a couple of years ago, a friend of mine had a shirt that said "ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet". I inquired, and that is where I first learned of the REAL ULTIMATE POWER.

Dane Bramage · 09-27-2004, 09:13 AM

My favorite part is the load page and the 'NO' link to click "if you're a little baby"... goes to Opra.com

Now that is funny!

Averett · 09-27-2004, 09:37 AM

Ahhh... this gave me many, many laughs back in the summer of 2001. Good times my friends, good times..

08-09-2004, 06:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Don't show this thread to afraidofninjas. __________________ Google

08-10-2004, 12:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	This type of nonsensical humor is my absolute favorite. The sheer wackiness of the statement "some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town" tickles me to no end. It's this kind of humor that keeps me watching Sealab 2021. "Can my robot have chainsaw hands?" (Best. Episode. Ever) __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

08-10-2004, 08:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	That site is hilarious! Duh, are people that stupid that they believe this is real! Apparently so. I personally love how in this related link, the mayor gets the book banned says how he has a respectable town, then says he would burn the kids face off if they ever met. What a joke! linkage To Ms. Miller's delight, after a short deliberation with the council members, Mayor Brian [Brian Reming] agreed to ban the book from the two bookstores contained within the city limits. "We live in a respectable town. We don't need kids bringing garbage into the school. If I had more energy, I'd burn that young man's face," said Reming. __________________ That is my 2 cents.

09-27-2004, 09:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
moonstrucksoul hovering in the distance Location: the land of milk and honey	a couple of years ago, a friend of mine had a shirt that said "ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet". I inquired, and that is where I first learned of the REAL ULTIMATE POWER. __________________ no signature required

09-27-2004, 09:13 AM	#14 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	My favorite part is the load page and the 'NO' link to click "if you're a little baby"... goes to Opra.com Now that is funny! __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

08-09-2004, 09:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
orphen Insane	seen this a while ago. saw a link on fark bout how a small town is sueing them for changing their children in obnoxious violent kids :sigh: it's a joke people! parent you kids once a while for god sake!

09-26-2004, 03:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Kurant Junkie Location: Don't worry about it.	That site is sooo fuggin funny.

09-26-2004, 06:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	sometimes I wish I were a ninja

09-27-2004, 09:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Ahhh... this gave me many, many laughs back in the summer of 2001. Good times my friends, good times.. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.