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NoSoup 08-09-2004 07:46 AM

Ninjas - Flippin' Out and Killin' People
 
For any of you that want a quick laugh, take a look at this site.

www.realultimatepower.net

Here's a couple of quotes from the front page to give you an inkling as to how great this site really is...

Quote:

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Quote:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window
:lol:

JumpinJesus 08-09-2004 08:18 AM

Re: Ninjas - Flippin' Out and Killin' People
 
Quote:

Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people




That's hilarious! Just ask Mark.

Fremen 08-09-2004 06:30 PM

Don't show this thread to afraidofninjas. :p

orphen 08-09-2004 09:13 PM

seen this a while ago. saw a link on fark bout how a small town is sueing them for changing their children in obnoxious violent kids :sigh: it's a joke people! parent you kids once a while for god sake!

CoachAlan 08-10-2004 12:33 AM

This type of nonsensical humor is my absolute favorite. The sheer wackiness of the statement "some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town" tickles me to no end.

It's this kind of humor that keeps me watching Sealab 2021. "Can my robot have chainsaw hands?" (Best. Episode. Ever)

Latch 08-10-2004 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
Don't show this thread to afraidofninjas. :p
What happened to afraidofninjas? Haven't seen them lately...

That Ninja page is awesome hehe.

Bentley Little 08-10-2004 08:23 AM

That site is hilarious!

Duh, are people that stupid that they believe this is real! Apparently so.

I personally love how in this related link, the mayor gets the book banned says how he has a respectable town, then says he would burn the kids face off if they ever met. What a joke!

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To Ms. Miller's delight, after a short deliberation with the council members, Mayor Brian [Brian Reming] agreed to ban the book from the two bookstores contained within the city limits. "We live in a respectable town. We don't need kids bringing garbage into the school. If I had more energy, I'd burn that young man's face," said Reming.

afraidofninjas 09-26-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
Don't show this thread to afraidofninjas. :p

ack! Too late. I like the site, it give me insight into their weaknesses. For example, they are mamals, I'm a mamal too, and if there is one thing I sure don't like... It's getting kicked in the nuts. That's what they can hope for. Pants full of pain.

Kurant 09-26-2004 03:44 PM

That site is sooo fuggin funny.

paddyjoe 09-26-2004 06:03 PM

sometimes I wish I were a ninja

Fremen 09-26-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
sometimes I wish I were a ninja

I thought you were a ninja???

That's the only thing that's held me back from unleashing my swarm of retarded yellow-jackets on you and your unsuspecting yard rodents! :o
Well, that and you're a cool guy and a freak. :D


Keep an eye on the sky, muh frin!

Boo 09-26-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.
This is some funny shit!

moonstrucksoul 09-27-2004 09:06 AM

a couple of years ago, a friend of mine had a shirt that said "ninjas are cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet". I inquired, and that is where I first learned of the REAL ULTIMATE POWER.

Dane Bramage 09-27-2004 09:13 AM

My favorite part is the load page and the 'NO' link to click "if you're a little baby"... goes to Opra.com :lol:

Now that is funny!

Averett 09-27-2004 09:37 AM

Ahhh... this gave me many, many laughs back in the summer of 2001. Good times my friends, good times..


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