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Cujo · 09-01-2003, 02:53 PM

This past saturday a friend and I spent a relaxing day out on the lake. The fish weren't biting much so we decided to pull anchor and scope the action on the beach. As we're coming in near the swimming area he asks me to get up on the bow and make ready with the anchor. I do and he starts weaving the boat through the dozen or so large yachts blocking the way. We get to a good spot close to the beach and I'm busy setting the anchor when I hear from behind me " Whoa! Dude. Look at the size of the Johnson on that!" Well I just bust out laughing. I mean I almost fell in I got laughing so hard. After a few moments I'm down to giggles and snorts and I look up to find my friend staring at me. "What the fuck is so damn funny?" he asks. "You don't even realize what you just said, do you?" Says I. He got this confused look on his face and then after a moment of thought he says. " Oh real funny! I was talking about the 225 HP outboard on that ranger back there you asshole."

I proceeded to needle him about it for the rest of the day. hehehehe

Conclamo Ludus · 09-01-2003, 06:58 PM

A buddy of mine was crashed at my other friend's place one night and they spent the whole day sitting around playing video games. They had planned on taking showers before they went out that night and then as the day went on, he turned to him and said "do you just want to fuck taking showers." It was supposed to mean "lets not take showers, there's no time." But instead it came out sounding like a very lurid proposition.

Batman976 · 09-01-2003, 08:03 PM

I was on spring break with a pretty big group of friends and we were getting wasted at the beach. After a while a buddy of mine and I went to find some girls to talk to. We went up to some girls (who may or may not have been attractive, I can't remember) and after talking for a bit, my friend points to our other friends and says "Those are our hot friends... they'll hit on all the models and we'll hit on anyone else." I was completely smashed, and couldn't believe what I was hearing. And those poor girls. Man it must suck to have some drunk ass basically tell you that you're not hot enough for the other guys.

09-01-2003, 02:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cujo Crazy Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!	Friends say the dumbest things. This past saturday a friend and I spent a relaxing day out on the lake. The fish weren't biting much so we decided to pull anchor and scope the action on the beach. As we're coming in near the swimming area he asks me to get up on the bow and make ready with the anchor. I do and he starts weaving the boat through the dozen or so large yachts blocking the way. We get to a good spot close to the beach and I'm busy setting the anchor when I hear from behind me " Whoa! Dude. Look at the size of the Johnson on that!" Well I just bust out laughing. I mean I almost fell in I got laughing so hard. After a few moments I'm down to giggles and snorts and I look up to find my friend staring at me. "What the fuck is so damn funny?" he asks. "You don't even realize what you just said, do you?" Says I. He got this confused look on his face and then after a moment of thought he says. " Oh real funny! I was talking about the 225 HP outboard on that ranger back there you asshole." I proceeded to needle him about it for the rest of the day. hehehehe

09-01-2003, 06:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	A buddy of mine was crashed at my other friend's place one night and they spent the whole day sitting around playing video games. They had planned on taking showers before they went out that night and then as the day went on, he turned to him and said "do you just want to fuck taking showers." It was supposed to mean "lets not take showers, there's no time." But instead it came out sounding like a very lurid proposition. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-01-2003, 08:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	I was on spring break with a pretty big group of friends and we were getting wasted at the beach. After a while a buddy of mine and I went to find some girls to talk to. We went up to some girls (who may or may not have been attractive, I can't remember) and after talking for a bit, my friend points to our other friends and says "Those are our hot friends... they'll hit on all the models and we'll hit on anyone else." I was completely smashed, and couldn't believe what I was hearing. And those poor girls. Man it must suck to have some drunk ass basically tell you that you're not hot enough for the other guys.