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A buddy of mine was crashed at my other friend's place one night and they spent the whole day sitting around playing video games. They had planned on taking showers before they went out that night and then as the day went on, he turned to him and said "do you just want to fuck taking showers." It was supposed to mean "lets not take showers, there's no time." But instead it came out sounding like a very lurid proposition.
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues
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