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prosequence · 09-10-2003, 05:44 PM

hehe... almost forgot...

" if it wasn't for me, you would have missed her!"

Empty_One · 09-10-2003, 09:31 PM

... the third one ducked.

seizei · 09-10-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by laxative
I was just kidding around lady. It was already dead.

breaking the rules, but must reveal this one....

A doctor is delivering a baby, and after hours and hours of grueling labour, it finally comes out. THe doctor picks it up, looks at it closely, then turns, holds the baby up, and spikes it into the garbage can. THe woman is freaking out immediately, while the doctor starts kicking the baby around the room. She screams "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!?!?!?!?"

>>>>>> insert punchline from above.

Quite possibly the most offensive joke I've ever heard/told

MikeyChalupa · 09-11-2003, 05:45 AM

"I thought you said, 'Turn around.'"

"Wait a minute... is this 535-5734?"

"It's a trap... there's two of them!"

-Mikey

scansinboy · 09-11-2003, 11:03 AM

From my deleted Joke of the day post,

"What's an Arab?"

vermin · 09-12-2003, 11:23 PM

A clitortoise!

Cancel my hot dog.

It's raining so hard, the birds are building their nests upside down.

Not anymore, it makes my pussy sore.

gloveshot3 · 09-13-2003, 05:41 AM

and dad is out in the barn fucking the cows.

mrsandman · 09-13-2003, 08:20 AM

Meat don't fart when you take it out of a deep freeze.

scansinboy · 09-16-2003, 01:31 AM

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

/going to hell

09-10-2003, 05:44 PM	#41 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	hehe... almost forgot... " if it wasn't for me, you would have missed her!" __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

09-11-2003, 11:03 AM	#45 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	From my deleted Joke of the day post, "What's an Arab?" __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-12-2003, 11:23 PM	#46 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	A clitortoise! Cancel my hot dog. It's raining so hard, the birds are building their nests upside down. Not anymore, it makes my pussy sore. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-13-2003, 08:20 AM	#48 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Meat don't fart when you take it out of a deep freeze. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

09-16-2003, 01:31 AM	#49 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. /going to hell __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-10-2003, 09:31 PM	#42 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	... the third one ducked.

09-11-2003, 05:45 AM	#44 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	"I thought you said, 'Turn around.'" "Wait a minute... is this 535-5734?" "It's a trap... there's two of them!" -Mikey

09-13-2003, 05:41 AM	#47 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	and dad is out in the barn fucking the cows.