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Insane
Location: Milwaukee
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*JUST* the punchlines
Here's an different concept...
Instead of the jokes, just post the punchline(s) from your favorite joke(s), and ONLY the punchline. then discuss, or whatever. Hey I'll start this wacky little experiment off with a few: "It don't matter, it's just gonna be the two of us." "How many times do I have to tell you? No, No, No!" "and he's the fucker who ran over my frog." and who could forget, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!!"
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Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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Then he said "you brought her, you poke her"
they are both fun to ride until your friends see you! just then the little fellow jumped out and yelled "SUPLIES"!
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! |
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Tilted
Location: Tempe, AZ
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"Frank! Get a bucket, the dead one's full again!"
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"And I think it’s gonna be a long long time 'Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no, I’m a rocket man, Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone..." |
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Insane
Location: Milwaukee
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So HERE this thread is! I was wondering what became of it. I just assumed that it had been deleted off of the humor forum and gone forever. Great to see it alive and kicking.
"I got a fuck for a buck, a duck for a fuck, and fifty bucks for a fucked up duck."
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Upright
Location: Philippines
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"Nice tits, lady. Where do you want the blinds?"
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Upright
Location: Philippines
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Quote:
![]() do you have the link to that joke?? i can't find it anywhere!
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Crazy
Location: Iowa?
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"A stick."
"Alright, Dad! Pass the fuckin' potatoes!" "So I fucked her three times and punched her in the face."
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me. |
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Indifferent to anti-matter
Location: Tucson, AZ
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"In ten minutes, after your mother leaves for work."
"I'd rather have a puppy" "After another week, the guys are so ashamed, they dig her up again!"
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Psycho
Location: YOUR MOM!!
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"Does it come in Black?"
"Pedophile!? That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old." "I remember you!" "the BRICK!" "I'm a-frayed not."
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And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed... |
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Stick it in your five hole!
Location: Michigan, USA
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"You can keep your daughter, I'll take the cow."
"You didn't really think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist, did you?" "You're right, it's not very long, but it sure is wide!" and a classic from childhood "I'm not washing my mouth out after she sticks her ass in there!" Last edited by Nikilidstrom; 09-10-2003 at 11:59 AM.. |
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is you wicked?
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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My favorites that I recognize in this thread so far:
"I was just kidding around lady. It was already dead." "FUCK YOU CLOWN!!!" and "Pedophile!? That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old." Only for the last one in the version I heard the big word was "Impenetrable" |
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