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Originally posted by laxative
I was just kidding around lady. It was already dead.
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breaking the rules, but must reveal this one....
A doctor is delivering a baby, and after hours and hours of grueling labour, it finally comes out. THe doctor picks it up, looks at it closely, then turns, holds the baby up, and spikes it into the garbage can. THe woman is freaking out immediately, while the doctor starts kicking the baby around the room. She screams "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!?!?!?!?"
>>>>>> insert punchline from above.
Quite possibly the most offensive joke I've ever heard/told
