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06-20-2009, 03:47 PM
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Une petite chou
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Then I'm with you.
Did that kid really tell the cops "My daddy ate my eyes?"
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06-20-2009, 03:52 PM
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Wait... This isn't meant to be funny?!
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06-20-2009, 04:08 PM
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Let's put a smile on that face
Location: On the road...
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I suppose I am gonna go against the grain and just feel bad. I read this article a while back on here and it just made me sick that the kid has to go around with fucked eye-holes now because his dad is a moron who was high on pcp.
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06-20-2009, 04:33 PM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Yep, further proof that our dear Crompsin is a jerk. Thank goodness this is a nonsense thread and he said it first.
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06-20-2009, 04:34 PM
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I Confess a Shiver
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06-20-2009, 04:55 PM
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I have eaten the slaw
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This seems like the kind of thing that would make me laugh, or at least smirk, but I got nothing. Maybe I'm just getting old.
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06-20-2009, 08:50 PM
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Location: The South.
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I laughed, too. Is it too late to reserve a table in hell, or is it a first come first served kind of thing?
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06-20-2009, 09:41 PM
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Forming
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06-20-2009, 09:42 PM
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Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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Wrong.
You're the biggest jerk ever because you didn't call the next day like you said you would. I waited by the phone. Asshole.
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06-20-2009, 09:44 PM
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Forming
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Crompsin with the ol' wham, bam, thank you, Martian... *High five*
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06-21-2009, 10:34 AM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Crompsin is the biggest jerk ever because he likes to joke about eating my fluffy friend:
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06-21-2009, 12:48 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Open bar, comp-ed meals. I've earned it. We're gonna have a paaaarrrtay. All are welcome. But eyeballs freak me out and I'm not eating anyone's. *disclaimer: not that I actually think that I'm this unredeemable person that is going to Christian Hell... I really think whatever you want to happen after you die is what happens... so if I want an eternal party where it's nice and warm and I'm not punished for all the things I've done, I've got one.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
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06-21-2009, 03:42 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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/me ain't clickin' on any bullshit...
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