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Originally Posted by Atreides88
I laughed, too. Is it too late to reserve a table in hell, or is it a first come first served kind of thing?
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I'm got a standing reservation. Party of 100, table number 666.
Open bar, comp-ed meals. I've earned it.
We're gonna have a paaaarrrtay.
All are welcome.
But eyeballs freak me out and I'm not eating anyone's.
*disclaimer: not that I actually think that I'm this unredeemable person that is going to Christian Hell... I really think whatever you want to happen after you die is what happens... so if I want an eternal party where it's nice and warm and I'm not punished for all the things I've done, I've got one.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand