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Why I'm the biggest jerk ever...
I totally laughed when I saw this as the little ad link URL in G-mail.
LINK It's so horrible and random. I couldn't stop myself. ... Yeah, I'm totally goin' to hell. |
Then I'm with you.
Did that kid really tell the cops "My daddy ate my eyes?" |
Wait... This isn't meant to be funny?!
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I suppose I am gonna go against the grain and just feel bad. I read this article a while back on here and it just made me sick that the kid has to go around with fucked eye-holes now because his dad is a moron who was high on pcp.
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Whew. I feel much better now.
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Yep, further proof that our dear Crompsin is a jerk. Thank goodness this is a nonsense thread and he said it first.
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... I'm okay, though. Other people found this hardy-har-horrible, too! |
This seems like the kind of thing that would make me laugh, or at least smirk, but I got nothing. Maybe I'm just getting old.
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I also read about this when it first happened. No doubt I'm quite twisted but the humor escapes me here. I don't think you're a jerk though. Just young maybe.
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I laughed, too. Is it too late to reserve a table in hell, or is it a first come first served kind of thing?
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They have timeshares.
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Wrong.
You're the biggest jerk ever because you didn't call the next day like you said you would. I waited by the phone. Asshole. |
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Crompsin with the ol' wham, bam, thank you, Martian... *High five* |
Martian, my man!
HAHAHAHA... You have NO idea how eerie / applicable that joke is right now. Totally do that all the time. I think it's part of the male genetic programming. |
Crompsin is the biggest jerk ever because he likes to joke about eating my fluffy friend:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/...837b640eb8.jpg |
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Open bar, comp-ed meals. I've earned it. We're gonna have a paaaarrrtay. All are welcome. But eyeballs freak me out and I'm not eating anyone's. *disclaimer: not that I actually think that I'm this unredeemable person that is going to Christian Hell... I really think whatever you want to happen after you die is what happens... so if I want an eternal party where it's nice and warm and I'm not punished for all the things I've done, I've got one. |
/me ain't clickin' on any bullshit...
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