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lindalove · 03-28-2006, 06:50 AM

"You can tell she has a voracious appetite, How? He weighed 350 before that kiss."

Charlatan · 03-28-2006, 06:58 AM

That was when Joe realized why the box warned against overinflating his new toy.

The_Jazz · 03-28-2006, 07:19 AM

Joyce, the biggest George Washington Carver fan of all times, trys to eat the peanuts out of Bill's shit the hard way.

uncle phil · 03-28-2006, 03:45 PM

"i have returned, my flower, a changed bee..."

Carno · 03-28-2006, 03:47 PM

When the saying, "Opposites attract." goes horribly wrong.

newtx · 03-29-2006, 08:12 AM

Jack Sprat could eat no fat

his wife could eat no lean

that's got to be the oddest

couple I have ever seen.

pig · 03-29-2006, 11:23 AM

The gravity of true love.

lindalove · 04-01-2006, 02:37 PM

In the latest South Park, Sally Struthers turns to cannibalism.

cdwonderful · 04-01-2006, 05:58 PM

Shallow Hal, newly released in jpeg format.........

SirLance · 04-02-2006, 10:31 AM

Performance artist Boots Sargo attempts to perform mouth-to-mouth resucitation on Mahatma Ghandi. Ghandi remains dead.

Sharon · 04-02-2006, 10:52 AM

man-eat·er
n.

1. An animal, such as a tiger, that eats or is reputed to eat human flesh.
2. A cannibal.
3. Slang. A woman who is considered dangerous or threatening to men.
4. See picture.

pavel_lishin · 04-02-2006, 08:50 PM

MADD's new demonstrations against alcohol have been startlingly effective.

03-28-2006, 06:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	caption this couple! "You can tell she has a voracious appetite, How? He weighed 350 before that kiss."

03-28-2006, 06:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That was when Joe realized why the box warned against overinflating his new toy. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-28-2006, 07:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Joyce, the biggest George Washington Carver fan of all times, trys to eat the peanuts out of Bill's shit the hard way. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

03-28-2006, 03:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"i have returned, my flower, a changed bee..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-28-2006, 03:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	When the saying, "Opposites attract." goes horribly wrong. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

03-29-2006, 08:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
newtx Addict	Jack Sprat could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean that's got to be the oddest couple I have ever seen.

03-29-2006, 11:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	The gravity of true love. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

04-01-2006, 02:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	In the latest South Park, Sally Struthers turns to cannibalism.

04-01-2006, 05:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	Shallow Hal, newly released in jpeg format......... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

04-02-2006, 10:31 AM	#10 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Performance artist Boots Sargo attempts to perform mouth-to-mouth resucitation on Mahatma Ghandi. Ghandi remains dead. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

04-02-2006, 10:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	man-eat·er n. 1. An animal, such as a tiger, that eats or is reputed to eat human flesh. 2. A cannibal. 3. Slang. A woman who is considered dangerous or threatening to men. 4. See picture.

04-02-2006, 08:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
pavel_lishin Tilted Location: Richardson, TX	MADD's new demonstrations against alcohol have been startlingly effective. __________________ Vote Quimby!