05-27-2004, 05:00 AM | #206 (permalink) |
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OK here goes... I have Charlize Theron naked and lying on her back while Jessica Alba lies on top of her belly to belly style. They are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow. Then Brittney Spears comes in the room all high on crack and X while I'm hammerin' Jessica and Charlize alternating my impalements so neither gets jealous. As I'm doing this Brittney, she likes me to call her dirty whore, walks over and starts tossin' my salad. I work construction so I'm sweaty as hell from working all day but Brittney licks away like a soldier and then begs me to give her some pipe. I'm just about ready to finish and I'm really going to town on Charlize and Jessica. While I'm ready to pop, I hear Charlize's pelvis crack and she lets out a scream. I told her to shut the fuck up cause I'm about to blow. Jessica starts crying so I back hand the whining bitch and knock her out and toss her onto the floor. Charlize by this time has passed out from from shear pain and so all I have left is my dirty whore Brittney. I'm an optimist so I like to make the best of every situation. Going to plan B I bend her over the bed, pull her hair back, and start poundin' her in the pooper. She's sreamin', "Give it to me give it to me harder, that limp dick Justin ain't got shit on you!" So being the polite guy that I am, I oblige her and hit that ass even harder. I am a few seconds from exploding so I pull it out of her turd cutter, wip her around to face my crotch, and I shoot a load all over her face. She was so grateful she licked the remnants of my lunch off my member and that was that. I gave Brittney cab fare, stuffed $20 bucks in Charlize's unconscious mouth (for her co-pay at the hospital of course), and spit in Jessica's mug while leaving the room never to see any of the three again. Now that's a romantic Saturday night with my top three.
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05-27-2004, 06:01 AM | #208 (permalink) | |
Huggles, sir?
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seretogis - sieg heil perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most, forgot how it feels well almost no one to blame always the same, open my eyes wake up in flames Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 05-27-2004 at 01:56 PM.. |
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05-27-2004, 07:35 AM | #209 (permalink) | |
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Location: the hills of aquafina.
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1. Nicole Kidman 2. Catherine Bell 3. Holly Marie Coombs (one of the chicks from Charmed)
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"The problem with quick and dirty, as some people have said, is that the dirty remains long after the quick has been forgotten" - Steve McConnell Last edited by cartmen34; 05-27-2004 at 07:39 AM.. |
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05-29-2004, 03:49 PM | #211 (permalink) |
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Location: Within the Woods
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Ha! Three? Puny humans...
1) Bruce Campbell 2) Phil Gordon 3) Billy Boyd Runner ups: 4) Robert Picardo 5) Christopher Walken 6) Scott Cohen (from 10th Kingdom)
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There seem to be countless rituals and cultural beliefs designed to alleviate their fear of a simple biological truth - all organisms eventually perish. Last edited by Mehoni; 07-27-2004 at 12:31 AM.. |
05-30-2004, 12:28 AM | #213 (permalink) |
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1.Gigi Edgley in her Chiana makeup.
2.Gigi Edgley without makeup. 3.Helena Bonham Carter...wait...Famke Jansesn....can't decide...
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05-30-2004, 04:28 PM | #215 (permalink) |
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Location: The Eng
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1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Eliza Dushku 3. Heather Graham yupyup
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05-30-2004, 05:37 PM | #217 (permalink) | |
Knight of the Old Republic
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-Lasereth
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06-14-2004, 03:24 PM | #223 (permalink) | |
Crazy
Location: Aliso Viejo, California
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yay! we're on the same boat.
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Kick butt buzz-cut dickheads who didn't like what I said. The good times are killing me. Jaws clenching tight we talked all night, oh but what the hell did we say? The good times are killing me. |
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06-14-2004, 06:19 PM | #224 (permalink) |
That's what she said
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okay. i was bored so i did a quick tally of how many times each girl was voted for. it may not be completely accurate because some people voted for more than 3 and some people voted for the same person more than once, but i tried to be as consistent as possible. anyway, here are the girls with votes of 5 or more:
britney spears - 22 votes jessica alba - 21 votes angelina jolie - 20 votes eliza dushku - 19 votes jennifer love hewitt - 18 votes jennifer connelly - 15 votes tara reid - 13 votes jennifer garner - 13 votes christina aguilera - 13 votes olsen twins - 12 votes natalie portman - 12 votes alyson hannigan - 11 votes nicole kidman - 10 votes katie holmes - 9 votes jennifer anniston - 9 votes keira knightley - 9 votes kate beckinsale - 9 votes scarlett johansson - 7 votes sarah michelle-gellar - 7 votes elisha cuthbert - 7 votes christina ricci - 7 votes catherine zeta jones - 7 votes ashley judd - 7 votes alyssa milano - 7 votes selma hayek - 6 votes carmen electra - 6 votes monica belluci - 5 votes lucy liu - 5 votes liv tyler - 5 votes jessica biel - 5 votes oh, by the way... here's my top three: - keira knightley - kate beckinsale - ali larter |
06-14-2004, 07:25 PM | #225 (permalink) | |
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thats one heck of a story.
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06-15-2004, 08:20 AM | #226 (permalink) | |
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Location: Boston
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Can't believe Britney is #1...oh well, to each his own...
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06-15-2004, 08:37 AM | #227 (permalink) | |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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06-17-2004, 03:55 AM | #232 (permalink) | |
Junkie
Location: MD
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You forgot Charlize Theron laying on the floor unconscious with a shattered pelvis! Last edited by cameroncrazy822; 06-17-2004 at 05:09 AM.. |
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08-06-2004, 12:57 PM | #238 (permalink) |
follower of the child's crusade?
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Christina Ricci
Katie Holmes Clare Danes
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