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feelgood · 09-28-2004, 06:39 AM

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Mother charged with endangerment, assault on officer, DUI
Gazette Staff

A woman accused of fighting with officers and kicking out a patrol car window after being stopped on suspicion of drunk driving on Interstate 90 with two children in the vehicle was charged Monday in Justice Court.

Lori Shuart Stratford, 43, of Bozeman, was charged with two counts of felony criminal endangerment, felony assault on a peace officer and misdemeanor charges of DUI and criminal mischief. Judge Larry Herman ordered Stratford held in the county jail on $25,000 bond and ordered her to appear Monday for arraignment in District Court.

According to court records, several motorists called police Sunday to report a white Suburban driving erratically in the eastbound lanes of the interstate through Billings. A short time later, a Yellowstone County sheriff's deputy spotted the Suburban weaving on South Frontage Road west of the Shiloh overpass.

The deputy stopped the Suburban and saw two children and two large dogs in the rear seats. The female driver smelled of alcohol and admitted she had been drinking, the deputy said. The children, ages 7 and 9, told another deputy that their mother had picked them up at their father's house in Cody, Wyo. While the deputy spoke with the children, the woman dropped her pants and urinated next to the Suburban, court records state.

The woman told a deputy that she believed she was in Bozeman, and a short time later threatened a deputy with a tennis racket while screaming to have the emergency patrol lights turned off. During a struggle, the woman kicked a deputy in the groin before she was subdued. Placed in the back seat of a patrol car, the woman shattered a window of the car by kicking at the glass, court records said.

Gotta give the deputy credits for being able to cuff her after being kicked in the jimmy

bigoldalphamale · 09-28-2004, 06:45 AM

kicks to the jimmy are bad. i would have beat her dentures in with my nightstick and then made her give me a good gummin. you know how drunk toothless biches can really suck a D?

stupid bitch.

Bill O'Rights · 09-28-2004, 07:12 AM

Ahh...yet another example of a fine upstanding citizen, and a virtual paragon of motherhood.

Questions:
(A) Was she drunk when she picked up her offspring from her ex's house? If so, why did he let them go with her? If not, where did she stop to get drunk, and where were the little tykes, at the time?
(B) What, oh what, do I wonder, are the odds that "Dad" will now get sole custody of the kids. Alas, still probably slim to none.

scoobe · 09-28-2004, 07:44 AM

Absolutely right BOR.

Spare a thought for the poor kids. What hope have they got with parents like that to set them a good example?

stonegrody · 09-28-2004, 08:06 AM

Just a hunch but the kids probably wouldn't be much better off with the dad. Too bad the government can't make people get a license to breed. It just makes too much sense.

bonehed1 · 09-28-2004, 08:55 AM

You have to give the lady props for having the balls to take a leak in front of the officer even if she was drunk...LOL

Lebell · 09-28-2004, 09:01 AM

Small, but irritating point:

Why the label: "SOCCER MOM"?

It seems this is the new bugaboo label that people use to descibe any woman with kids and a big car when I see nothing wrong with being a "soccer mom".

(Did your mom love you enough to run your ass to all your sports/school events?)

raeanna74 · 09-28-2004, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bonehed1

You have to give the lady props for having the balls to take a leak in front of the officer even if she was drunk...LOL

Yes and no. It's called "liquid courage". No balls involved here. Just lowered her in the eyes of the officers. Not a good way to get out without a lot of fines and other charges. She played this totally wrong.

I'm so sorry for those kids. Can you imagine the fear they had? My daughter who is 4 complains if I go around a corner too fast or stop quickly. They had to be aware of the erratic driving to a point. And then to have their mom screaming, thrown into a police car and carted off to jail... What a role model. I truely hope that she doesn't get to "parent" her kids ever again.

combatmedicjen · 09-28-2004, 09:15 AM

That bitch should be locked up for as long as possible. She should also lose custody of her children. She doesn't deserve them. Driving drunk is NEVER acceptable, let alone with your children in the back!! I'd like five minutes with her... I'd make it physically impossible for her to drive ever again.

feelgood · 09-28-2004, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lebell

Small, but irritating point:

Why the label: "SOCCER MOM"?

It seems this is the new bugaboo label that people use to descibe any woman with kids and a big car when I see nothing wrong with being a "soccer mom".

(Did your mom love you enough to run your ass to all your sports/school events?)

I didn't say anything was wrong with being a soccer mom. You're reading into it too much...

Glory's Sun · 09-28-2004, 09:36 AM

she shouldn't get the kids back..and if the court has their way I'm sure the kids won't see mommy for a little while. I'm sure there's alot more going on that what the story is telling though

09-30-2004, 04:31 AM

Gee... after seeing mommy do that, wonder why people grow up all screwed up?? Class act

Soggybagel · 09-30-2004, 08:57 AM

I was confused by the title also. I was expecting your standard, mother gets naked in front of kids....though I guess she did urinate!

StickODynomite · 09-30-2004, 09:55 AM

Jeez.. what an example she's setting. Poor kids.

whocarz · 09-30-2004, 11:49 PM

She sounds like an absolutely lovely woman...

Y2KDREAD · 10-01-2004, 01:27 AM

Why is it that people like this can have children?

blar · 10-03-2004, 10:07 AM

kick to the nads........ouch

09-28-2004, 07:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Ahh...yet another example of a fine upstanding citizen, and a virtual paragon of motherhood. Questions: (A) Was she drunk when she picked up her offspring from her ex's house? If so, why did he let them go with her? If not, where did she stop to get drunk, and where were the little tykes, at the time? (B) What, oh what, do I wonder, are the odds that "Dad" will now get sole custody of the kids. Alas, still probably slim to none. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

09-28-2004, 08:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	Just a hunch but the kids probably wouldn't be much better off with the dad. Too bad the government can't make people get a license to breed. It just makes too much sense. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

09-28-2004, 08:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
bonehed1 Psycho Location: California	You have to give the lady props for having the balls to take a leak in front of the officer even if she was drunk...LOL __________________ Stuff is Good

09-28-2004, 09:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Small, but irritating point: Why the label: "SOCCER MOM"? It seems this is the new bugaboo label that people use to descibe any woman with kids and a big car when I see nothing wrong with being a "soccer mom". (Did your mom love you enough to run your ass to all your sports/school events?) __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

09-30-2004, 09:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
StickODynomite Insane Location: Arizona :\|	Jeez.. what an example she's setting. Poor kids. __________________ "The human mind is like a parachute, it works best when open."

09-28-2004, 06:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	kicks to the jimmy are bad. i would have beat her dentures in with my nightstick and then made her give me a good gummin. you know how drunk toothless biches can really suck a D? stupid bitch.

09-28-2004, 07:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
scoobe Upright Location: Midlands, England	Absolutely right BOR. Spare a thought for the poor kids. What hope have they got with parents like that to set them a good example?

09-28-2004, 09:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
combatmedicjen Banned	That bitch should be locked up for as long as possible. She should also lose custody of her children. She doesn't deserve them. Driving drunk is NEVER acceptable, let alone with your children in the back!! I'd like five minutes with her... I'd make it physically impossible for her to drive ever again.

09-28-2004, 09:36 AM	#11 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	she shouldn't get the kids back..and if the court has their way I'm sure the kids won't see mommy for a little while. I'm sure there's alot more going on that what the story is telling though

09-30-2004, 04:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
Diamond Guest	Gee... after seeing mommy do that, wonder why people grow up all screwed up?? Class act

09-30-2004, 08:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
Soggybagel Psycho Location: Lovely City #1	I was confused by the title also. I was expecting your standard, mother gets naked in front of kids....though I guess she did urinate!

09-30-2004, 11:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
whocarz Jarhead Location: Colorado	She sounds like an absolutely lovely woman... __________________ If there exists anything mightier than destiny, then it is the courage to face destiny unflinchingly. -Geibel Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. -Marcus Aurelius Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? -GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly

10-01-2004, 01:27 AM	#16 (permalink)
Y2KDREAD Crazy Location: College Station, TX	Why is it that people like this can have children? __________________ Signatures are for chumps.

10-03-2004, 10:07 AM	#17 (permalink)
blar Insane	kick to the nads........ouch