Blackthorn

Hmmmm...me thinks a few are perhaps taking this thread a little too seriously. "hate" in this case isn't exactly how I would characterize my feelings about these people as in the hatred I feel for Osalami Bin-Bung Fungus Laden. "Hate" in this sense is the fun "hate" of making fun of the fabulously rich, amazingly gorgeous, and wonderfully talented people that we'd all like to be. It's all in good fun as far as I'm concerned.

P.S. -- I'd still like to see J.Lo. neeekid but other than that she should pretty much go away

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Polyphobic

Hate? I dislike a few but would not wish harm to them.
The word hate makes it seem like we would like death or some other personal harm occur to that celebrity.

Dislike:
J. Lo, Christina Aguilera, and anyone into scientology.

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OFKU0

O.k I finished my sandwich. Here's some more;

Patrick Swayze

Courtney Love

Neve Campbell

Don King

The fat gay guy on Hollywood Squares with the poodle haircut.

Whoopie Goldberg.

Ted Danson and wife.

Bette Midler. How could I have forgotten her for so long?

Mr. Slate. Never liked that prick for working Fred Flintstone to the bone.

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totalfarker

All them "politics pushing celebs" like Sean Penn, Fonda, Striesand, Surandon and Robbins...


Plus I hate that "no talent" gorilla Shaq... No skills...just mass.

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Rdr4evr

I would

GhostsDaddy

Does Macy Gray still count as a celebrity? If so, then her and Marilyn Manson. These are the 2 people who represent my city (Marilyn went to my high school). How the fuck did this city not come up with anyone cooler?

TopRamen66

D12 just made the top of my list for their VMA performance, with those 2 assholes dressed up as Buckedhead and Slash. Thats just wrong...

Speed_Gibson

Her singing voice (referring to Macy as the word 'it' was not used) ranks up there with Fran Deschers 'Nanny' tv character voice as one of the most dreadful things I have heard. I have no problem with Fran's normal voice as shown in the great film UHF.

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tuffrr

In one word - Halle Berry. She really just annoys me, particularly after seeing her at the Oscars or whatever it was.

timalkin

Elijah Wood. What a pasty-faced little pussy.

Vales419

Tom Green, I wished the motherfucker would have died from nut cancer, i hate the bastard and everything he does.

V.

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Redgirl

Hmmm a celeb that used to bother me was Pauly Shore. But then he went away, so it's all good.

I think my current one might be Dr. Phill. I have only seen him a couple of times but his whole act kinda makes my ass twitch.

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J'Lo: c'mon! she's nothing but a maid with luck and a big ass!!!!
Paris Hilton: She's a nobody trying to be someone.
Britney Spears: God i Hate that bitch!
Olsen Twins: They not even know how to act!!!

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skinnymofo

im suprised doctor phil and courtney love have only been mentioned once
as for *most (not all) of the chics listed atleast their decent to look at with mute on.
now here is where im dissapointed, the number one douche celeb of all time has not been mentioned yet....
ROSIE O FUCKIN DONNEL- this slut needs to get off her highhorse "i love kids, but i argue for the stupidest causes" ideals
only reason she doesnt like guns is because she knows someone is going to get tired of her fat ass soon and lighten up the world a few hundred pounds.

Midlandmadman

Isn't that all of them???????

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slimpi66y

I hate most of the celebs that my daughters like, and I hate a lot more celebs who they didn't like

Kate "fucking you stupid whoreish looking white fucking trash bitch" Hudson

Vin "man if I need to see a dumb black guy I'd fucking walk down the street" Diesel

Julia "with the kind of dough you can fucking turn up why the fuck is she still so damn ugly" Roberts

american idols (please fucking black people, it's a clown fest, the winner is still a clown)

Carson "the fucking man dude who brags about his white trash fans at every chance he got" daly

Halle "yes I already know that you are a fucking half black mix, be fucking proud all you want just fucking rub it out every time there is an interview" Berry

Justin "name should've been timmy, oh god go get a blowjob and be calm already, acting like a scared child 24 hours a day annoys me" timberlake

Elijad "fucking die already faggot" wood

Rdr4evr

Although I agree with you, you dont talk like that around your daughter, do you? Also, do you hate blacks?

bbrown4

I'm tired of seeing celebrities in general but I really have an issue against those behind-the-scenes people (agents, managers, pr people) who manuever, promote, and ultimately exploit these largely mindless empty shells of pre-fab, manufactured, lowest common denominator pop culture hacks.

So instead of just hate I'lladd some pity.

1. Paris Hilton. Pity. The next time you are in Hollywood, take a look at Elizabeth Taylor sweetheart. In 40 years that will be you, minus the talent.

2. Barbara Streisand. Pity. Quality acting (she has an perfectly acute sense of comedic timing) gone to waste on someone who should never be allowed in front of a microphone.

3. Jane Fonda. Hate. Zero Pity. Living proof that quality stock (her dad) doesn't come close to guaranteeing quality breeding. The ultimate living example of a hypocrite and a traitor.

4. Dick Cheney. Hate. The fact that you get to walk into the White House, OUR White House, everyday makes me sick. The world would be a better place had you never existed.

5. Donald Rumsfeld. Hate. I gave him a bit of respect until last year when I saw that he had been in the most minor of accidents one morning (I live in the DC area). Wincing, fretting, and whimpering like a spineless wimp.

6. Kobe Bryant. Hate. I don't really care if you did or didn't anally rape that girl in Colorado. You're a prissy, spoiled little punk. I love to watch Rip Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince compete to see who can embarrass you on national television.

7. Madonna. Hate. Your perpetual penchant for remodeling and reinvention and that fact that you come from Detroit makes me wonder if you aren't designed by Ford. Guy Ritchie must live in hell.

8. Victoria Beckham. Hate. Pity. I don't care what (or who) David's doing, this no-talent bitch is proof that people, in the end, get what they deserve.

9. Osama Bin Laden. Hate. Nothing you hold sacred will be safe. Ever.

10. Michael Jackson. Hate. Pity. You're a sick bastard. I can't stand it that I ever bought any of your records.

H12

I generally would agree with ya about her, but, in her defense, she looked fine in Duplex.

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sob

Thank you!!!!!!!!!

Haven't seen Alex Baldwin listed here. Remember, he thinks you're asinine if you disagree with being taxed to support his "taste" in art.

Michael Moore. James Woods called him a "fat tub of goo." Wonder how long pandering will keep getting him invited to things? Pandering and blindside interviewing people with Alzheimer's.

Once again, Babs Streisand, who is certain she's more enlightened than the rest of us.

Johnny Cochran. One-trick pony.

Katie Couric. Can't figure out how they did that colonoscopy with her head in the way.


Dan Rather. Still doesn't know the frequency.

cameroncrazy822

Sean Penn
Madonna

Amethyst

I so second that one!

slimpi66y

wow wow wow, no need to take me down, that's a very serious accusation, I hate pretencious cocky assholes and they come in blacks, white, and asian,

I am an educated, and peaceful individual in front of my kids, yes I know I am a fucking hypocrite

Rdr4evr

I wasnt trying to be a dick, I was just curious, although you are a hypocrite

Stick

Jared the Subway guy - He needs a steak and a fuck.
Ellen Degenerate - Talentless. Vile. My skin crawls just to look at her.
J-Lo - A sperm bucket.
Julia Roberts - Do all movie "stars" have to be whores?
Kelly Osbourne - Even trailer trash look down on her.
Missy Elliott - Stop ruining music for everybody.
Michael Moore - Take the Oscar off that slimy thing.
Paris Hilton - There's nothing in her head. I bet Daddy is proud of "His little girl".

People look up to these dregs of humanity and try to emulate them. What a sick sad world we live in.

timalkin

Is Osama bin Laden a celebrity?

Wax_off

Probably the more relevant question for me is what celeb do I like?

Drawing a blank right now. There must be someone. Hmmm...

primal

Brendan Frasier is probably the worst actor ever.
Kevin Costner- I can't believe that they still pay him to make movies.

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Nunquam_Idem

With all the 15-minute famers out there, I like the shirt that says:
"What's his name is SO unforgettable!"

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Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Matt Damon

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BoCo

Don't hate them; hate what they stand for:

Michael Moore
Barbra Streissand
Madonna, a.k.a. Esther
Julia Roberts
Richard Queer

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Jam

Bush.

Mondak

Although I hate almost all celebrities that have that whole "entitlement" stench about them ....

Fuck you Missey Elliot! You are a no talent hack! Go crawl under a rock you cow!

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Rdr4evr

HAHAHAHAH!!!! Agreed 100%.

santafe5000

I don't hate any of them. However, I don't watch any of them for their particular expertise. If any one celebrity were to disappear off the face of the earth today, it wouldn't really affect my day.

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Flyguy

ditto

eggers

macy gray

HeAtHeN

1. Bush - Scary man.... he scares the shit outta me.

2. Steven Harper - see Bush.

3. Paris Hilton - skank.... rich skank... but still nasty.

4. All reality show "stars"... fuck off, your 15 minutes is over.

5. Jay Leno.... he's just NOT FUNNY.

6. Britany bloody Spears.

7. Kobe Bryant. Nuff said.

8. Mary Kate and her scrawny sister.... take your millions and fuck off. Stop warping young girls minds.

9. Tori Amos - your'e NOT Kate Bush... never will be so stop trying already.

10. Alan fucking Shearer - mag scum.

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cosmoknight

It would probably be easier to name the ones I like but here is my most hated.


Barbra Streisand (loud mouth bitch and overall hack)
Tim Robbins (clueless)
Susan Sarandon (married to clueless)
George Lucas (Jar Jar Binks? For shame on you)
Larry Ellison (CEO Chief dumbass of Oracle,hypocrite)
Tom Cruise (Short,utter moron)
Sean Connery (Every role should not have a scottish accent you ninny)
Richard Gere (Braindead peacenik, please go back to Tibet I will never forgive you for First Knight)
Steven Spielberg (They were guns not walky talkies ET defacing smuck)
Roger Ebert (Pompous ass wouldn't know a good movie unless it was covered in pasta.)
Jeneen Garofalo (Never liked your humor, don't like your partisanship. At least Stewart Smalley is funny sometimes.)
Ed Asner (Money grabbing flunkey of the AARP Mary Tyler Moore was decades ago it went away why won't you?)
Michael Jackson (IF you want to look inocent its simple stop having sleep overs with children you pervert)
John Travolta (Every once in a while you show glimses of greatness then you speak off camera shutup and read some better scrips)
Clintons (Please just go away)

hunnychile

I really don't care enough to hate them, but yeah - the top two:

J-Lo (thank God that Ben escaped...)

And Paris (no talent At All) Hilton. Buh bye!

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