assilem

I was reading BuDDaH's thread about Jennifer Lopez (From "Jenny from the block" to "J-Lo, who has been around it afew"..) and I noticed that most people here on the TFP hate the shit out of her or could care less which moron she has married this week. So I thought I should start a "Most hated" or "I wish they would just go the #@&! away" thread. I'll start:

Avril Lavigne - Just shut your stupid whinny trap for God's sake.

Anna Nicole Smith - What? Who? Go away!

Madonna - Just die already and take that stupid british accent with you.

Ben Affleck - Mouth breather.

Julia Roberts - She is so wonderful! (Deep sarcasm).

Brittany Spears - Are your damn 15 minutes up yet?

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Ellen Degenerate - I just can't stand her!

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optik_nerve

Yes I agree too.

Others would have to be

Justin Timberlake = douche

Vin Diesel - Are you going to be in every cliche, action packed movie ever? The only one that looks decent is The Chronicles of Riddick and I was still upset they cast him as Riddick...don't you think they couldv'e gotten someone just a tad bit cooler?




Also agreed. She looks like a Joker from a castle or something.

Eminem

Pacifier

It is not hate, but I simply cannot stand the fuss most people make about celebs. I dont care who is XYs new lover and of her/his dejection was this morning. I like the music or movies of a lot of celebs but I just dont care for their private lives, and it annoys me to see reports of them every day.

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Hrothgar

I find the less I watch TV, which is dwindling more and more everyday, the less I hear about who is doing what so I'm grateful enough to be out of the loop. Ignorance is bliss indeed.

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Vin Diesel

World's King

Here is my list from this thread.

1. Michael Eisner – He’s a tool and has an evil smile… Mickey is Gay
2. Fred Durst – Do I have to explain this one?
3. Tom Hanks – Should have stopped after Bosom Buddies… I’m serious
4. Jodie Foster – She just never sat well with me… Hannibal should have eaten her.
5. Don Trump – I’d kick him then fuck his daughter Ivanka in the ass
6. Mike Piazza – His hair is too pretty for the MLB and he wondered why every one thought he was gay
7. Marilyn Manson – Being weird isn’t cool anymore. I’m waiting for the sex change.
8. Howard Stern – The one guy from Texas that still listens to him just got a day job…Sorry
9. Bill O’Reilly – No real reason… it would just be funny to get on his show then kick him in the head
10. All the winners and future winner of American Idol – SHUT THE FUCK UP
11. Joan Rivers – I don’t know anyone that wouldn’t want to see her bleeding from the mouth.
12. Regis Philbin – Yeah… he’s old but he still needs to get booted
13. Justin Timberlake – It’s not even cool for Michael Jackson to act like Michael Jackson
14. Carson Daly – Who is this ma’fucker and why is he still on TV?
15. Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Sean Combs – Give up. No one cares what you name is. You killed Biggie.
16. Ashton Kutcher – 14:59… Next?
17. Bill Gates – Nerdy piece of shit has taken over my life without my say. He needs to die. Thank you.
18. Jared The Subway Guy – You’re fat… you will always be fat. Have a steak.
19. Dave Mathews – Even though he helped get me laid in high school… you’re done, hippie fuck.
20. Eminem – Still white. Will never be black. Will never be Run DMC. Shut the fuck up.

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elfuq

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Rice ...

(Well they're famous)

Adam Sandler particularly annoys me. Never really found him funny.

Morrissey has always irritated me.

Rdr4evr

I hate 90 % of them, so no point in listing.

Too fake for my taste.

Spartak

Most "celebrities" irritate me but especially...

Paris Hilton. Just go away you fucking stupid rich airhead!

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streak_56

Micheal Douglas- SOme marriage if your frickin wife keeps her previous name as well as yours.... plus I wanted to be the person to have Catharine Zeta-Jones "Douglas" as a wife.... shes suppose to have my babies

ARTelevision

I don't hate 'em.
I feel sorry for 'em.
All of them.

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choskins

My post on the Sportscenter thread reminded me I hate Stuart Scott also.

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yournamehere

Not to defend him, because he would make my list also (and did - in O.K.'s thread), but <i>Chronicles of Riddick</i> is a sequel to <i>Pitch Black</i>, so he's already played that character.

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Kaos

I agree also, and I'm really sick of J-Lo.

maleficent

Any actor turned political activist, Barbra Streisand, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon - -I'm still waiting for them to leave the country. and they can keep that freak Johnny Depp out while they're at it.

They're actors, they aren't smarter than regular people, drives me nuts when they weigh in on anything other than the academy awards.

Oh, and the Olson twins-- EAT SOMETHING!!!

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OFKU0

Well since you've caught me at this fine moment in time, let's see;

Barbara Walters. Most overated hack journalist alive

Barbra Streisand. Most overated ' best singer in the world.'

Celine Dion. Second most overated 'best singer in the world.'

Goldie Hawn. No explanation needed.

Meg Ryan. 47 going on 19

Tom Hanks. As noted

Tony Robbins. Actually I don't hate him. I really hate him. Only because he found a way to make millions by selling people something they already know but are to lazy to initiate.

Sigourney Weaver. Just shut up already.

Barbra Streisand again. Just because she is so bad she needs another mention.

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OFKU0

Forgot one;

My ex-wife. For taking 50% of something that she was 100% entitled to nothing.

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madcow

Cmon people, why has no one listed Carrot top yet?!?!?

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assilem

Amen. *nods head with eyes closed*

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KellyC

just about 99% of the rappers out there...I hate them...they've ruined music for me...

and...

Paris Hilton, J-Lo, Julia Robert, Madona, Brittney Spears - I seriously have a hard time figuring why so many men want to fuck them and so many girls want to be them.

All the AI contestants, past, present and future
The AI judges
The AI host
All those whiny lil' bitches in "Road Rules" and "The Real Wolrd"
The Osbournes, espescially that fat piggy Kelly...

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brandon11983

Same here. Especially the last sentence. The less I know about the goings on in the celeb world, the less there is to care about.

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mingusfingers

Ben Affleck.

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H12

Thank you. I despise her, and I'm so glad that South Park: Bigger, Longer, And Uncut used her name as a cussword in itself.

Also, what's the name of the AI host, Paul Simon? He's an arrogant prick; I saw an episode of Conan O'Brian where the guy explained about brushing his arm-hairs the right way so he can keep looking good. Then seeing commercials of him just being an overall ass and getting paid and famous for it is ridiculous.

J-Lo...meh, just stop covering her already. She's not that news-worthy.

Hugh Grant...okay, who likes this guy? His accent once didn't bother me, but now drive me nuts on every commercial I see him on, which is always a trailer for another uninspired sappy love-story.


Edit: forgot about Kelly Osbourne. Holy hell...she angers me with just, I dunno, everything about her. She's snobby, bitchy, ugly, and untalented in my opinion. I don't see how even Ozzy could have let her on his show.

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rbox

Something about Joan Cusack rubs me the wrong way. Is it the way she looks? the way she sounds? the stupid faces she makes when she talks? I think its all of the above, and I despise her.

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Speed_Gibson

no television or contact with one outside of work, and no newspapers or 'gossip/entertainment magazines' of any kind ever enter my apartment so I manage to remain 'blissfully ignorant' aside from what I read here and elswhere on the internet.

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zxello

Paris Hilton...... nuff said

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How the hell do people find her funny. Everything she says sounds so lame to me accccgh! Her acting blows. i dont pay attention to her singing.

tropple

I'm glad there is someone else who feels this way.

But, Olson twins eating? Nah, let 'em both shrivel up and blow away.

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PARIS HILTON: It disgusts me that little girl's are looking up to a coked out whore

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I dislike the actors who, when being interviewed, take themselves way too seriously. They are ones who exude "self-importance". They are ones who believe their own Hollyweird hype and whose money has allowed them to live in a highly skewed egocentric world. They answer questiopns with pause and give essoteric answers with references to completely obscure/meaningless things. They are ones who think because they play fantasy for a living and make tons of money while obtaining throngs of fans that they are now endoctrinated to make political and social statements as fact.

Sean Penn
Ethan Hawke

Rubyee

I would like to start by saying that it isn't necessarilly hate I see for these people, as much as it is being tired of hearing about them and seeing the things they do. I am sure that if I met them, they might not be the person I thought they were. On that note...

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Pink, Kelly Osbourne- these are girls that are horrible role models and will do anything to get into the spotlight. I am sick of them. At least one of them was decent enough to get into rehab.

Vin Diesel- Horrible acting. He makes me throw up in my mouth.

Avril Lavigne- she says she is so punk, and she is so much better than anyone else because she doesn't judge. Then she turns around and says that she hates people like Hilary Duff. They have never met, but she can tell that Hilary is the type of girl she would hate. Sounds a bit hypocritical to me.

J-Lo -I just really wish this country would get over their obsession with her.

Ashton Kutcher- makes me ashamed to be from the same state. I wish someone would punk him out of Hollywood.

Now, to be fair, these are the people I like!

Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan- I think that these girls are much better role models than the afore mentioned girls. They are natural looking, and don't make girls believe that they have to be a size zero and slutty to be liked.

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rockogre

Hanoi Jane Fonda

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H12

Forgot about her, too.

That should be Tom Cruise, not Ethan Hawke. Just thought I'd correct ya...and yes, I also agree with ya.

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cartmen34

Bette Midler and Barbara Striesand (sp?) - Just something about them makes my skin crawl. I'm waiting for their heads to spin around like the exorcist kid. I'm not kidding.

And Drew Barrymore. She's not attractive, and her acting makes me want to stab myself in the eyes with a dull pencil.

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OFKU0

Sarah Jessica Parker

Rosanne

Sandra Bullock. But I have to give her credit, acting the same in every movie as well as what I seen of her when she isn't acting is rather remarkable. She must be a true thespian since it is hard to distinguish when or when not she is acting. Something like Julia Roberts.

Diane Keaton. See Sandra Bullock.

Richard Gere. Would love to see him get Monk'd

Kelly Ripa. 34 going on 14

Alex Trebek. "Ooooh, ..sorry. The depth of the Caspian Sea in 780 A.D was 2000 feet, not 1200. Didn't think you'd miss a gift like that."

Jack Nicholson. See Sandra Bullock.

Rev. Al Sharpton. Yes we understand all blacks aren't hustlin' cherry poppin' pimps stereotyped to cast a shadow over America to continue the oppression.So why do you keep dressing like one then?

I'm out for now. I'll come back later after I finish my shit sandwich.

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Blackthorn

These are outstanding! "Don Trump"...and I agree with boning Ivanka in the poop chute.

I think this list is missing one though:

J.Lo. -- over rate, over exposed, and buh bye.

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Mephisto2

I don't hate anyone.

I think if "celebs" are driving you to hatred, or even distraction, you should relax, take a chill pill.


Mr Mephisto

OFKU0

Err,..thanks for the advice Mr. (Dr.) Mephisto, but my pharmacy ran out and my drug dealer is at a ribbon cutting ceremony at the moment and won't be back until tonight.

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Bill O'Rights

Thank you for the perspective here. They're just celebrities. If they bother you, stop paying attention to them. By the very nature of what they are...they go away.

Although...rockogre brings up something credible, in my opinion, with Jane Fonda. She should've been relegated to the human scrap heap, and long forgotten, decades ago.

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