08-31-2003, 10:12 PM | #43 (permalink) |
BFG Builder
Location: University of Maryland
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I'd have to wait until I had a mortal enemy, then I'd bone his mom right around the time he was conceived. That way, sometime in the future, when he's at the pinnacle of his life and gloating at me I can respond:
"Yeah, but I boned your mom right around the time you were conceived. You make me proud... son."
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09-01-2003, 02:12 AM | #46 (permalink) |
Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind
Location: Oreegawn
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helen of troy....or jean arthur, her voice just gets me every time
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09-01-2003, 04:30 AM | #47 (permalink) |
Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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Man.. I figured someone would be me to this... I 'd have to go with one of my sister's friends....
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09-01-2003, 11:30 AM | #53 (permalink) |
My own person -- his by choice
Location: Lebell's arms
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I prefer "real men" over fantasy -- so definitely Lebell.
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09-03-2003, 05:13 AM | #57 (permalink) |
Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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Cool thread but all i can think of is MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!
That being said ....... hmmmmm....... Veronica Lake?
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09-03-2003, 12:18 PM | #60 (permalink) |
Take my hand
Location: Everywhere, but nowhere
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I'd definitely go with either Cleopatra or Marilyn Monroe, before Joe D. got to her. Makes we really want to invent a time machine now.
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09-04-2003, 05:50 PM | #62 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Philly
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Debbie Harry - In her early Blondie days
Definately no one before the age of toothpaste and mouthwash...
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For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda |
09-05-2003, 03:16 PM | #65 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth
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hot lesbian sex with hilary duff or keagan my hot punk band guy friend, dustin who is oh so freakin hot and built from class, also kyle from class whos pitcher for my college baseball team. hmm ya cant realy decide. . .
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from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel |
09-05-2003, 09:11 PM | #66 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the land of ice and snow.
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Right now, Asia Argento.
I'd sex with all the girls that i had crushes on when i was younger. Most of 'em anyway. Maybe this is off subject, but i've always wanted to have sex as a female. I don't want no operation, maybe just a female for a week type of bad 80's movie scenario. No offense to anyone, but i bet jesus would be a really interesting lay. |
09-07-2003, 10:43 AM | #73 (permalink) |
Follower of Ner'Zhul
Location: Netherlands
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My baby... but seeing as I'll have her anyway
I guess then it's Rachel... some girl from scouting. I kinda had a crush on her for a long time but was too stupid to act on it. Plus, back then I was like 12 and getting deflowered at 12 would be sooo cool.
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09-07-2003, 11:06 AM | #75 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Location: Location: Location:
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marilyn monroe.. mary tyler moore.. or... carrie fisher... back in the star wars days... i'm not sure why.. but i always had this huge crush on her as a kid...
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09-07-2003, 12:39 PM | #76 (permalink) |
A Real American
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Sylvia Plath.
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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince |
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