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Old 08-31-2003, 09:50 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Re: If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?

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normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.
i can not muster up the brain power to decide who I would sex after having read that
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:08 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Cleopatra or Helen of Troy
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:12 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I'd have to wait until I had a mortal enemy, then I'd bone his mom right around the time he was conceived. That way, sometime in the future, when he's at the pinnacle of his life and gloating at me I can respond:

"Yeah, but I boned your mom right around the time you were conceived. You make me proud... son."
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Old 08-31-2003, 11:01 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Brad Pitt, I might go back in time to where he's a little younger and not married...
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:41 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Lise Meitner..... why are you all looking at me like that?!
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Old 09-01-2003, 02:12 AM   #46 (permalink)
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helen of troy....or jean arthur, her voice just gets me every time
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:30 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Man.. I figured someone would be me to this... I 'd have to go with one of my sister's friends....
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Old 09-01-2003, 06:20 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 09:02 AM   #49 (permalink)
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Just thought of someone else, Carrie Fisher when she played Princess Leia.
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:37 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:49 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Historical: Cleopatra
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:23 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Jim Morrison before he got big, that man in leather pants singing or telling me poetry with that voice, oh the fun we would have!
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:30 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2003, 07:42 AM   #54 (permalink)
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You gotta find a picture of young Thatcher. I swear to God she's got very smooth, sophisticated charm.
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Old 09-02-2003, 10:44 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I did Brandon's girlfriend I think.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:54 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Any one of my three sis-in-laws. If not them, then Marilyn Monroe.
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:13 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Cool thread but all i can think of is MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!

That being said ....... hmmmmm....... Veronica Lake?
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:12 AM   #58 (permalink)
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I'd give old cleopatra a try
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Old 09-03-2003, 06:51 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2003, 12:18 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I'd definitely go with either Cleopatra or Marilyn Monroe, before Joe D. got to her. Makes we really want to invent a time machine now.
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Old 09-03-2003, 12:40 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:50 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Debbie Harry - In her early Blondie days

Definately no one before the age of toothpaste and mouthwash...
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Old 09-05-2003, 09:16 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I did Brandon's girlfriend I think.

grrrr....
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Old 09-05-2003, 09:44 AM   #64 (permalink)
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john lennon! move over yoko ono. :P
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Old 09-05-2003, 03:16 PM   #65 (permalink)
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hot lesbian sex with hilary duff or keagan my hot punk band guy friend, dustin who is oh so freakin hot and built from class, also kyle from class whos pitcher for my college baseball team. hmm ya cant realy decide. . .
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Old 09-05-2003, 09:11 PM   #66 (permalink)
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I'd sex with all the girls that i had crushes on when i was younger. Most of 'em anyway.

Maybe this is off subject, but i've always wanted to have sex as a female. I don't want no operation, maybe just a female for a week type of bad 80's movie scenario.

No offense to anyone, but i bet jesus would be a really interesting lay.
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Old 09-06-2003, 07:47 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 09-06-2003, 08:00 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Probably Sable from the WWE. I've had a crush on her for such a long time.
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Old 09-06-2003, 05:29 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Old 09-06-2003, 07:07 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Jenny McCarthy when she was in her early 20s and doing all that crazy stuff on MTV, I really loved her personality and drive and she was incredibly hot!
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Old 09-06-2003, 07:13 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I'd fuck my worst enemy, and it most likely would be the best sex ever.
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Old 09-07-2003, 10:26 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Diane- My fantasy. High school crush never gotten over, never will
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Old 09-07-2003, 10:43 AM   #73 (permalink)
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My baby... but seeing as I'll have her anyway

I guess then it's Rachel... some girl from scouting. I kinda had a crush on her for a long time but was too stupid to act on it. Plus, back then I was like 12 and getting deflowered at 12 would be sooo cool.
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Old 09-07-2003, 10:58 AM   #74 (permalink)
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I would prbably have to go with Marilyn Monroe
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Old 09-07-2003, 11:06 AM   #75 (permalink)
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marilyn monroe.. mary tyler moore.. or... carrie fisher... back in the star wars days... i'm not sure why.. but i always had this huge crush on her as a kid...
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Old 09-07-2003, 12:39 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2003, 10:39 AM   #77 (permalink)
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The Bush twins. Without protection. See how dad feels about absinence-only education then

Plus, they're pretty good looking from what I've seen.
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