06-13-2003, 07:43 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
The GrandDaddy of them all!
Location: Austin, TX
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Viagra Gum?
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people are taking impotence drugs to a new extreme.
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06-13-2003, 08:16 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Guy1: Hey! Want some gum?
Guy2: Sure! Guy1: Haha! That was joke gum Guy2: Now you're addicted to Viagra! *both chuckle* Guy2: I'm horny.. (((Shamelessly ripped from family Guy 105))) But in seriousness, I wonder what they'll call it.
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06-13-2003, 08:47 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: your front door...*ding dong*
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The funny thing is as soon as I saw this post thats what I thought of divine_martyr. Then I wondered how the gum would taisted. Then I kinda got horney just thinking about it. Then I rememberd I won't be needing gum or a pill any time soon.
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06-13-2003, 10:10 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Human
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Location: Chicago
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If this ever gets out of the laboratories - which it's unlikely it will - it can't go on the market until something like 2011 when the patent for Viagra expires.
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06-15-2003, 01:56 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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Aww man... imagine the scenario... A friend comes over and leave this stuff as a prank in your Gum Stash. You head out the door quickly to work/class and you grab a stick and chew it on your way there. You get there and then you get a huge stiffy, that just won't go away... ugh that would suck. Heck, I'd have to watch my stash daily, as it would be funny to re-wrap the gum into gum that is in my stash.... And if I thought it, someone will do it, and I chew on my gum until it falls apart.... ugh
I shudder from the thought....
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06-15-2003, 03:04 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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Chew until it's just right to blow.
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06-15-2003, 07:47 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Northeast Ohio
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That would be pretty convenient to have around whenever you may need it!
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06-16-2003, 07:48 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
another passenger
Location: Youngstown, Ohio
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06-16-2003, 09:25 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Dubya
Location: VA
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It's kind of hard to be a cunning linguist while chewing gum....
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06-16-2003, 11:57 AM | #16 (permalink) | |
Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
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