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Viagra Gum?
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people are taking impotence drugs to a new extreme. |
Guy1: Hey! Want some gum?
Guy2: Sure! Guy1: Haha! That was joke gum Guy2: Now you're addicted to Viagra! *both chuckle* Guy2: I'm horny.. (((Shamelessly ripped from family Guy 105))) But in seriousness, I wonder what they'll call it. |
The funny thing is as soon as I saw this post thats what I thought of divine_martyr. Then I wondered how the gum would taisted. Then I kinda got horney just thinking about it. Then I rememberd I won't be needing gum or a pill any time soon.
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Expeect black market gum sales to incerase 1000% in teh week after its release.
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If this ever gets out of the laboratories - which it's unlikely it will - it can't go on the market until something like 2011 when the patent for Viagra expires.
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Gives new meaning to the phrase: "blowing bubbles".
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"chew your way to better hummer"
hmm...I don't know if I like the sound of that one.;) |
Aww man... imagine the scenario... A friend comes over and leave this stuff as a prank in your Gum Stash. You head out the door quickly to work/class and you grab a stick and chew it on your way there. You get there and then you get a huge stiffy, that just won't go away... ugh that would suck. Heck, I'd have to watch my stash daily, as it would be funny to re-wrap the gum into gum that is in my stash.... And if I thought it, someone will do it, and I chew on my gum until it falls apart.... ugh
I shudder from the thought.... |
And I thought people already had trouble chewing gum and thinking at the same time...
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Just remember to put it on the bedpost before you take a trip down to the garden. Trimming gum out of the hair on your head is bad enough...
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Chew until it's just right to blow.
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That would be pretty convenient to have around whenever you may need it!
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It's kind of hard to be a cunning linguist while chewing gum....
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