Wesley Willis is in fact....JIMI HENDRIX!!!
So I came upon this theory tonight when I was listening to some Hendrix, that he and Wesley Willis are one and the same! For those of you not familiar with Wesley Willis, he is a native Chicagoan "musician," or rather, a drunken retarded bum who sings horribly out of tune with bizarre lyrics to the same electric keyboard tune (simply at different keys and tempos), and has composed hundreds of songs, such as "I Whupped Batman's Ass" and "Rock and Roll McDonald's". He headbutts people. (Type Wesley Willis into google and you will get many informative pages about him.)
Back to the theory: Wesley Willis and Jimi Hendrix have extremely similar voices. Some might note a slight difference in lyric and musical style, and the fact that Willis is a gigantic schizophrenic moron, but I attribute this to a near death drug overdose incorrectly assumed to have caused Hendrix's actual death. Some might also point out the blatant physical differences, but seriously, what can't be done with plastic surgery these days?
So, as I have above so efforly proven as scientific fact, Jimi Hendrix, possibly the greatest rock guitarist, is not dead, but lives on...as WESLEY WILLIS!
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!!
God I need sleep.
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