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Well hard
A tarmac road walks into a bar and orders a whisky he says to the barman "Keep the drinks coming and dont argue I am the hardest road surface there is, so no back-chat"
The tarmac road is knocking back the the drinks, bragging about how he is scared by nothing, when a red road surface walks in and orders a drink knocks back his shot then leaves, the barman looks at the tarmac surface who is hiding under a table. The bar man says " I thought you were scared of no one"
The tarmac surface replies "Even I wont mess with a cycle-path"
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