Originally Posted by Xerxys

The rest of TFP will tell you to steer clear of company property but it is evident you want to hit that so ...

Next time a girl calls your carnal bluff, you cave in a cute "OMG, how'd you know?! Am I that transparent?" way. This is such that she knows your interested and to find out whether she is ... "Lets do it tonight, first plane to Vegas?" She's going to laugh, but if she pursues the subject any further from there it doesn't matter what she says, she's interested and you can ask her out to lunch later on. If she says "I was only joking" counter with "I wasn't."

So tomorrow when she brings up the subject again, (she has to bring up the subject) tell her you decided you don't want to be too scandalous, so your going to start off small like, say, a meal.

If the subject doesn't come up, find a reason, ANY REASON, to talk to her then ask her out, just don't use her opener.