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Lesbian Pregnancy Scare
I've been laughing about this for the last 45 minutes and I'm not even drunk.
A: "God, I had such a scare today!"
Crompsin: "Huh... pregnancy scare?"
A: "Uh... no, I'm a lesbian."
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God, I'm about as smooth as the main character from that '80s TV show Sledge Hammer.
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