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It depends on the sort of seduction and who is doing it and how good they are at it. Essentially I hate seduction of any sort. I have been victimized by the scantily clad seducers and the ones who think rubbing against me in a forced upon me hug is sexy. There are those who lean forward to kiss, presenting the side of their face and then turn at the last second and slobber over my lips. NOT sexy!
Do not try temptation dances or anything else. Bathing in a vat of bacon fat may seem like a good way to appeal to my dining desires, but trust me, it makes me nauseous to realize you'd slither around in hog renderings. (nothing against hogs though...they can seduce me to a dinner table anytime they want).
There are the crotch rubber seducers, the come hither eyes, the ones who demand that I make love to them...sorry lady; but you're 85 and withered and look like my late grandfather with that mustache and beard.
Women who think going around in jeans cut below the belt loop and men who wear mesh undershirts or speedos when they weigh 500 pounds...this is not the material for seduction. Women who wear skimpy tops and no bra to hold their 90 year old saggers, men who tug playfully at their groin...
Blowing in my ear is annoying not sexy.
Trust me, if you want to seduce me then just be a normal natural person without a bunch of gimmicks.
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