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02-05-2004, 03:25 PM
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Death Leprechaun
Location: College Station, TX
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How big is YOUR e-penis?
Ok so I'm a member of a few other forums and one in particular is a school related one. by this i mean it's a lot like TFP but hosted on our schools domain. there are at least 2 guys on there that think because they have more posts, they rule the forum, even though they havent been on as long. Through blatant post-whoring they have accumulated over 12000 posts in the past year, and as the number one and number two posters on there they have basically said "My e-penis is vastly larger than yours, bow down to me!" And the sad thing is they actually believe that these postcounts actually matter in the real world. I don't know if I should pity them or just ignore them. Cause it's really sad.
Sorry if I seemed to ramble just needed to rant about it to another board. |
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02-05-2004, 03:34 PM
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Banned
Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love
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hmm.. perhaps they should have been banned like they would on any decent forum?
Or perhaps had their posts moderated on? If it were my board, and I couldnt ban students, Id just take away titles, sigs, avatars, etc like I do to miscreants on mine... I even have a special rank for people: Spammer best to keep those egos in check boys. Id stay away from that forum if I were you, let it die from apathy until someone comes back to fix it properly. |
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02-05-2004, 03:54 PM
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Death Leprechaun
Location: College Station, TX
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yea, basically there is no real modding, I am a mod of the automotive forum there because i have been an active member for going on 3 years. All I'm allowed to do is edit out spam, off topic threads and posting just to tick people off, I used to be able to delete posts but the admin of the forum took that away form me because people were losing their precious post counts. On that board, people start off with avatars member titles and access to everything, it's the only board i know of with basically no rules, and this had lead to 400,000 posts in about 10000 threads in only 1 year. basically it's a wastebasket of posts. If i didn't have responsibilities to my forum i doubt i would be on there that much.
Also another bad fact about the board is that they allow "gimmicks" basically fake posters created to post about specific things. we had a janet jackson post on there if anyone had seen her half time performance, we have a God gimmick which talks about laying a wrath on the board and it's posters, a Kobe Bryant gimmick which asks people to join his rapists annonymous group, stuff like that, the list goes on and on, i bet right now we have appoximately 150-200 of these gimmick accounts. It's absolutely rediculous. Last edited by Confederate; 02-05-2004 at 04:06 PM.. |
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02-05-2004, 05:25 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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My e-penis is 864 posts long...
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02-05-2004, 05:48 PM
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Crazy
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Wait, wait, I thought 3DMark scores were the definitive unit of e-Penis measurement?
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02-05-2004, 06:42 PM
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Master of No Domains
Location: WEEhawken, New Joisey
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My ePenis is very small, but I work on it from time to time.
Someday it will grow, like a newborn flower, and blossom into the biggest ePenis of all! My postcount here is low. But honestly, pity and ignore. It's the only way. Postcount means nothing. It's not the size of the waves, it's the motion of the ocean.
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02-05-2004, 11:31 PM
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Banned
Location: Bakersfield, CA
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e-penis?!?
Pentium 4 2.6c GHz 512 MB Corsair PC3200 RAM ATI Radeon 9600 Pro @ AGP 8x Creative SoundBlaster Live! Logitech wireless mouse & keyboard Maxtor 80 GB HDD @ ATA133 Sony DRW-510a DVD-RW Sony CRX300E 48x DVD-ROM/CD-RW 1280x1024x32 resolution onboard 3Com Gigabit LAN 4x USB 2.0, with expansion to 8x USB 2.0 1x 1394, with expansion to 2x 1394 Antec PerformancePLUS 660 w/Antec 330w PSU  |
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02-06-2004, 07:00 AM
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Custom title.
Location: Denmark.
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I have a 75MHz 486, is that big enough for you honey?
.. "No." Dang, haha. Really though, people like to have power, be it real power or just the feeling that they're better than others. Unfortunately one can't just ignore them and expect them to go away
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02-06-2004, 07:23 AM
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Psycho
Location: Memphis
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My e-penis is so big it takes 12 hours to download with a 56k modem...
Sounds like near anarchy on that board. Sorry, it must be frustrating for you as a mod. I agree with some of the above sentiments. The people who really stand out here at TFP do so not because of the number of posts they have made, but because of what they have to offer. Quantity seldom equals quality.
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02-06-2004, 08:31 PM
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Fast'n'Bulbous
Location: Australia, Perth
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This happens everywhere anyway.
Guys and their cars Guys and their steroes (namely car stereos  )Guys working out (muscles etc)  Guys and their sports stats Guys and their computers Guys and their guns guys and their IQ and in general: guys and their anything in which you can put some quantity on and see that's it's objectivley bigger/better/faster/ than someone elses. So it's not just e-peni (whats the plural?) |
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