Drider_it

Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr./Ms. President."
You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

thecow

Freakin hilarious, I love it. Only one I don't like is the AOL one. I hope that there's noone out there that knows that much about pc and still uses them.

Zello

Haha good stuff.

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Mad_Gecko

Writes a reboot script that goes out to 3000 clients...... and gets PAID for it

then.. knows every damn one of them pesky software sites and offers to break your router to "test your security".

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[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass

"If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers."
Confucious

Plummie

Hehee. Funny post.

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cheese

good stuff, although i dont know any hacker that would get cought dead using AOL other than the CD's for coasters

oblar

i really enjoy the 401k comment, myself

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.All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

Drider_it

You tell over the phone your ssn and the guy in the next cubical informs ya your off by two numbers. And he's right

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krazykemist

They know Unix

Their car has a better computer system than you do.

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yotta

Nobody spams thier email account.

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Sion

"i dont know any hacker that would get cought dead using AOL other than the CD's for coasters"

hell, they're not even good for that. a good coaster has the ability to ABSORB moisture. AOL cds repell moisture, just as they repell anyone with half a brain or more than 2 bytes of computer knowledge.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

MSD

I use AOL CD's as pellet/paintball targets. The crack of a cd is easily audible from a good distance, and the change in shininess is too.

black_death

lol

viejo gringo

We hang those AOL cd's in the fruit trees to keep the
birds out---you can pick up a whole handfull at the
display in Home Depot...